014 ⚸ forward-dated to after zombiefield PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE Y'ALL

[notsaul]

[A: 1667 Nelson Street]

[Ah, sleep. One of Annie's favorite things to do on a bed. But, her bed feels a lot bigger today than it normally does, which is really weird. It's not like she's an expert or anything, but she's pretty sure twin beds... There's also someone else in it, which is weird for Mayfield. Maybe Raz had a nightmare or something...

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

A shitload of things!

So many things!

[notsaul]

I'm being fucking serious here, asshole.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Geez.

I'm sorry.

... something happen?

[notsaul]

Yeah, um... Shit. So apparently I'm living in a new house now, as the wife? And you'll never fucking guess who these bastards stuck me with.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

What!?

You're married now!?

The fuck!

And, uh, to who...?

[notsaul]

Well... Y'know... themajor...

[jaws5sonofjaws]

No way.

NO FUCKING WAY!

THOSE SICK BASTARDS!

That is fucking awful!

[notsaul]

Fucking tell me about it, dude. 'least you don't have to live this.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Seriously, if I was married to The Major, I'd kill him every morning.

Why and how did you get married now though?

[notsaul]

Well, remember that trip to Vegas-- how the fuck would I know? The same way anybody in this town gets fake-married, I guess.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

But... I thought you were a teenager like me?

[notsaul]

It's called "having a birthday," dude. It happens sometimes.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Oh... it was your birthday.

So, I guess when you reach a certain age they marry you here?

...

I am not looking forward to my b-day...

[notsaul]

At least there's no chance you could get stuck with somebody worse? That's something, I guess.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Good point.

You got any plans on how to deal with this shitty situation?

[notsaul]

... Not any good ones. Fuck. [HOLY SHIT IS THAT SOME HONESTY RIGHT THERE DAMN]