Comments | notsaul: 008 ⚸ god just blame inky for this okay

notsaul

008 ⚸ god just blame inky for this okay

Apr 24, 2011 16:33

So, like, I'm just calling to say that I'm gonna be home sick for a while!

And by a while I mean two weeks.

Don't come over to visit or call me on the phone or even walk past my house or I will fucking end you and everything you love.

[Spring is most certainly in the air, isn't it? And while the majority of you humans living in Mayfield will be ( Read more... )

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techno_mancer April 24 2011, 21:02:17 UTC

[Annie can probably imagine it: Quinn walks by the barricade, stops, backs up, looks at it. He thinks for a moment before he decides to crank a stupid remark.]

There another weirrd holiday goin' I should be aware of?

notsaul April 24 2011, 21:07:01 UTC

[hey

can you hear it

that's the sound of a lamp smashing against the wall

why do you anger her with your words]

techno_mancer April 24 2011, 21:11:00 UTC

[Sorry kiddo, Hatches have an ability to take things seriously easily.]

Ooookay. Was a joke. Are you okay?

notsaul April 24 2011, 21:16:05 UTC

No.

Leave me to die.

[such a drama queen]

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Cue 'Smooth Criminal' cuttlefidget April 24 2011, 21:45:59 UTC

Annie, are you okay?

[This is ACTUAL SUBSTANTIAL WORRY. More than usual, anyway.

This is also a terrible pun on the part of Ink. I am so, so sorry.]

terrible notsaul April 24 2011, 23:15:44 UTC

[in a better world, she would have called him out on that shit]

Motherfucker do I SOUND like I'm okay.

but beautiful cuttlefidget April 24 2011, 23:16:58 UTC

[oh god this was a bad idea]

... n-no?...

notsaul April 24 2011, 23:20:56 UTC

EXACTLY, ASSHOLE!

CALL AGAIN AND I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING PORPOISE BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOU! [SLAMMING THE PHONE]

greatestmanll40 April 24 2011, 22:59:08 UTC

Fine.

The less I have to deal with your baseless insults, the better.

notsaul April 24 2011, 23:17:19 UTC

... Actually, scratch that: Despite the slow death that I am going through right now, I am going to call you up. Every day. And remind you that you look like a walking penis. Just in case you ever forget.

greatestmanll40 April 24 2011, 23:33:25 UTC

Is there nothing that will make you shut-up?

notsaul April 24 2011, 23:36:18 UTC

One time, one time I had laryngitis.

But then I just punched people.

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biophases April 25 2011, 00:47:59 UTC

( so. alarmed. )

Annie, are you alright?

notsaul April 25 2011, 01:00:29 UTC

No. [such

such a dramatic difference from the way she talks to male friends...]

biophases April 25 2011, 01:04:53 UTC

( haha annie why so cute. )

Oh, dear. Are you sick? Hurt? Do you want me to make you some soup? I could make you some soup and bring it over, and if there's anything else you need...

notsaul April 25 2011, 01:07:56 UTC

[oh her rep how it fades in the face of cute girls...]

It's... really not good for me to see other people during this time of the year. Or have them see me. It gets awkward fast.

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Phone?... inababanchou April 25 2011, 07:34:50 UTC

... But I'm sure your house is on the way to school for me.

I could bring you some hot soup to help you feel better.

notsaul April 27 2011, 00:44:09 UTC

Find a new fucking way. I don't give a fuck. [SUCH A DIFFERENCE]

inababanchou April 27 2011, 02:38:39 UTC

I think you might. I make good soup.

notsaul April 27 2011, 03:25:12 UTC

I don't care if your fucking soup is made of fucking unicorn tears and magic; this is not a soup-related issue, you ass.

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