008 ⚸ god just blame inky for this okay

[notsaul]

So, like, I'm just calling to say that I'm gonna be home sick for a while!

And by a while I mean two weeks.

Don't come over to visit or call me on the phone or even walk past my house or I will fucking end you and everything you love.

[Spring is most certainly in the air, isn't it? And while the majority of you humans living in Mayfield will be

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Phone?...

[inababanchou]

... But I'm sure your house is on the way to school for me.

I could bring you some hot soup to help you feel better.

[notsaul]

Find a new fucking way. I don't give a fuck. [SUCH A DIFFERENCE]

[inababanchou]

I think you might. I make good soup.

[notsaul]

I don't care if your fucking soup is made of fucking unicorn tears and magic; this is not a soup-related issue, you ass.

[inababanchou]

No soup? Well I guess I could walk around your house. Are you sick?