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notsaul

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Feb 20, 2011 19:44

A. [So, for a while now, Annie has been a girl scout. She hasn't gone to meetings or actually done anything, though, because she is deathly allergic to obligations and responsibility and work. But, she's also allergic to boredom, so she decides to try this shit out.

Within ten minutes of arriving at wherever the meeting takes place in, she has ( Read more... )

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A is_childofwoe February 21 2011, 00:59:27 UTC

[......Best teacher ever. Have a gothic looking girl scout watching you closely.]

notsaul February 21 2011, 01:03:53 UTC

[ah, the joys of children--]

Hey, weird-kid! You look like somebody who knows where to find a whole shitload of potassium nitrate!

is_childofwoe February 21 2011, 01:08:30 UTC

[Deadpan.]

The science lab in school, the general store and possibly the pharmacy.

notsaul February 21 2011, 02:44:17 UTC

Good! You ever make a cherry bomb before?

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B nomammano February 21 2011, 01:58:05 UTC

Why are you wasting all those cookies?

Re: B notsaul February 21 2011, 02:44:32 UTC

Because they fucking suck!

Re: B nomammano February 21 2011, 02:48:24 UTC

Why did you make them then?

notsaul February 21 2011, 02:51:26 UTC

I didn't! The assholes who run the Girl Scouts here did! Fuck, like anyone would make shortbread cookies.

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A soexcitable February 21 2011, 02:09:05 UTC

[SO THIS IS WHAT THE GIRL SCOUTS IS ALL ABOUT.

oh man this is so exciting. Feferi's literally bouncing in her seat.]

notsaul February 21 2011, 02:48:29 UTC

The way I see it, none of us are ever gonna need to know how to make lanyards or sew or stupid shit like that. But blowing up an important building here? Totally worthwhile.

soexcitable February 21 2011, 03:02:24 UTC

I think that blowing things up sounds much more EXCITING than sewing does!!

notsaul February 21 2011, 03:12:10 UTC

Duh! Sewing NEVER involves property damage!

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B greatestmanll40 February 21 2011, 03:00:20 UTC

[Lex is keeping himself from breaking out into laughter seeing.... THAT girl as a girl scout]

Well, unfortunately hello again. I require some words with you.

Re: B notsaul February 21 2011, 03:07:38 UTC

[the Senior uniform is khaki and terrible and this is a horrific experience for everyone involved]

Well shoot, Baldie, I've got shit to do. [shit that involves throwing a trefoil at you]

Re: B greatestmanll40 February 21 2011, 03:11:20 UTC

Of course you do. In any case, would you happen to know anything about someone calling a child a 'pedophile' and then attempting to pin it on me?

The Captain was close to smashing in my front door in rage.

notsaul February 21 2011, 03:12:37 UTC

Did he, though?

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B ra_ra_razputin February 22 2011, 05:55:15 UTC

[Annie selling girl scout cookies?

...SHE IS THE ENEMY.]

Traitor!

notsaul February 22 2011, 05:58:02 UTC

What.

ra_ra_razputin February 22 2011, 06:14:00 UTC

Don't play dumb with me! I know your kind! You're working with the milkman, aren't you?

notsaul February 22 2011, 06:18:13 UTC

I'm not playing.

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