Changes coming soon to Citizenship Act

ABOUT FUCKING TIME. I will soon be re-eligible for Canadian citizenship!

So that piece of shit Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died. Good. I just wish he would've taken that punk bitch Clarence Thomas with him, too ( Read more... )

Friggin a. It's quarter past 6 am on a Saturday and I've been awake for an hour already. I am STARVING and really want to make something to eat but Mike is still asleep. Also I have nothing easy or quiet to prepare...I should have picked up more convenient food when I was at the store yesterday, because I refuse to leave the house this entire long ( Read more... )

Holy fucking shit, how many times do I have to say "WE DON'T SUPPORT SKYPE OR BLOGSPOT, USE THEIR HELP DOCS" before it goes through your thick skull?

I just woke up from the most wonderful dream that I was kissing Rihanna (or at least a chick that looked like her).

Bitch Better Have My Makeouts.

Yesterday was my birthday.

How many people actually called, texted, emailed, or messaged me to acknowledge it?

...besides my parents and Mike's?

One.

Fuck's sake, just because I quit Facebook doesn't mean I stopped fucking existing entirely.

Student: "Can you help me? I'm trying to print this document but it won't let me click on any of the buttons."

Me: *looks* "Gee, maybe it's because it says there are no printers installed."

Someone just asked me, "So if you can put Windows on a Mac, can you put Mac OS on a Windows machine?"

I laughed at them.

*Prof is discussing the difference between distance-vector and link-state routing and the authors of a white paper.*

Prof: "How do I pronounce this name? Does anyone here speak Spanish? Juan?"

Juan: "I'm Filipino."

Me: *turns to lab partner* "Isn't that racial profiling?"

I can do this.

I can do this.

Dumber people than me have successfully completed this program.

Deep breaths.

It's going to be okay.