6. Goddamn the fucking cabbages. [ Video Post -- Public]

[notolddamnit]

[Squalo sits back on the couch as the camera turns on, sprawling comfortably. Behind him, the piranha tank and on the table in front of him, a bowl of fries.]

VOOOII!

Someone, anyone, explain to me why the fuck cabbages exist. They aren't even that nutritive. They're just the bastard children of lettuce and spinach. Fucking inedible. VOOOII! I've

Comments

[Voice]

[notolddamnit]

VOOOII, what the fuck are you talking about?

Re: [Voice]

[notolddamnit]

...whut.

[deadpan_snarker]

Well, I guess this means I should send cabbages, YOOOOUU.

[notolddamnit]

Or your head. Actually, I'd much prefer your fucking head.

[deadpan_snarker]

Too bad, you're stuck with the cabbages.

[notolddamnit]

I'll send them back.

[cabbagecop]

How can you not like cabbages??? :O :O :O :O

[notolddamnit]

VOOOII, do I even need to explain how much they suck balls?

[cabbagecop]

Cabbages are the best food! :) I'm making cabbage soup for dinner, and mmm, it already smells awesome.

[notolddamnit]

They're not even food. And don't mention that goddamn thing to me!

VOOOII, you have shitty taste.

[soulparadox]

I see.

[notolddamnit]

Doubtful.

[soulparadox]

You hate cabbages.

[notolddamnit]

To put it bluntly.

[blackhillcat]

I do not understand. Of course 'reality' reads your column. I am real, am I not?

[notolddamnit]

Basic semantics, there. You're real - so you say - but you're not Reality.