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009
Well, it seems the holidays certainly bring out our inner-children. Oh, call it the influence of the flood all you'd like, but really, how much did the Yuletide waters actually affect your spirits? A simple change in the decor, some familiar scents, sights, sounds... What basic sensory stimulations can trigger in the mind is really quite amazing ( Read more... ) -
008 - Dear Santa...
Somehow, I've just been kissed by a woman with no face.
How festive.
[Locked to the Admiral]
Dear Santa,
As I don't suspect you'll give me a fully stocked lab anytime soon, I'd like to request something quite simple.
1. Salvia divinorum. Potted.
That's all.
Sincerely,
Dr. Jonathan Crane -
007 - The Return of the Resident Crazy Warden
The Barge is... truly remarkable. That so many individuals from all walks of life, from far-away planets and universes would have such a common purpose-- so many similar motives and mindsets-- certainly gives credence to Jung's perception of the collective unconscious ( Read more... ) -
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[Private to Morgan]
Captain Adams,
Given the recent conflicts between your Inmate and our newest Warden, I was wondering if I could sit the Major down and have a session with him. I'm not trying to step on your toes, of course, but it could be beneficial for the Barge as a whole to make him stop behaving like a violent nutcase not unlike my ( Read more... ) -
005 - OMG daaaate!
[Filtered to the Neeerds (Chess Club, D&D crew, etc.; you know who you are)]
I have a date to Prom. Yes, really! A date! Um... but I've never been to a dance before, especially not with another person.
What should I wear? How should I act? Um... advice, guys?
[Filter]
I enjoyed the tour, Joe. Um... Do you wanna try D&D tonight? -
004 - Crane puts his foot down (yeah right)
Detective Tyler,
I really cannot apologize enough for Joker's actions. It hadn't come to my attention that he'd had his hands on any contraband. I assure you, the matter will be dealt with swiftly, and I will go through his cabin personally and confiscate any potential weapon I find ( Read more... ) -
003 - Attn: Admiral, Ms. Carnahan [Filtered to Wardens]
This man has started a fight with my Inmate. Not only that, but he insists on making implicit threats against my Inmate, quite openly and (I suspect) cheerfully referring to having somebody "deal" with Joker.
I really can't allow this. Ms. Carnahan, I hope you'll take action to ensure that this reckless and aggressive behavior does not continue ( Read more... ) -
002 - FEAR MAH BOOBS
This is most... irregular.
The gender swapping is... somewhat reasonable, given the flood. But the hair? Apparently, I'm a bleach blonde bimbo. Clinically speaking, of course.
Great. -
001
My, my. This place is certainly a madhouse. You're all clearly in need of psychiatric evaluation. Given the circumstances, you can rest assured that my services will be provided free of charge. With a little bit of counseling and the application of very necessary medication, I believe we can finally get this Barge to... hm, working orderAh. ( Read more... ) -
OOC - Bio
User Name/Nick: Ros
User LJ: pyroslut
AIM/IM: pyrocornflakes
E-mail: rosloops at gmail dot com
Other Characters: Major West, The Master, Donna Noble, Han Solo, Sam Tyler
Character Name: Dr. Jonathan Crane (aka Scarecrow)
Series: Batman (Movieverse)
Age: 28
From When?: Shortly after the events of Dark Knight. Dr. Crane isn't dead (yet) but he's presently ( Read more... )