PAG: A NOTE THAT WAS POSTED ON THE FRIDGE [COMPLETE]

Jan 13, 2010 13:30

Characters: Hashirama Senju [haswood], Madara Uchiha [haxxdamoon]
Verse: College dormmate AU [PAG-verse, if you will]

Dear Roommate,

My carton of orange juice weighs significantly less than what it did before I went to my Young Democrats meeting.

I have measured it, and now it appears that the juice is 1/8th of an inch from the bottom. That is mysterious, as it was a full inch from the bottom when I left.

As you know, I am prepared to share all of the items in the fridge with you, I only wish that you would have asked beforehand. I understand if you believed it to be your orange juice- even though it was my orange juice- as we both purchase the same brand of Sunny Delight fortified with Calcium.

To prevent confusion in the future, I have taken the liberty of writing my name on all the food that I have purchased and shall continue to do so in the future.

I would also appreciate it if you would refrain from writing vulgarities on the dry erase board by my desk.

-Hashirama

harashima senju:has wood, uchiha madara:haxxdamoon, *verse:college

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