Jan 13, 2010 13:30
Characters: Hashirama Senju [haswood], Madara Uchiha [haxxdamoon]
Verse: College dormmate AU [PAG-verse, if you will]
Dear Roommate,
My carton of orange juice weighs significantly less than what it did before I went to my Young Democrats meeting.
I have measured it, and now it appears that the juice is 1/8th of an inch from the bottom. That is mysterious, as it was a full inch from the bottom when I left.
As you know, I am prepared to share all of the items in the fridge with you, I only wish that you would have asked beforehand. I understand if you believed it to be your orange juice- even though it was my orange juice- as we both purchase the same brand of Sunny Delight fortified with Calcium.
To prevent confusion in the future, I have taken the liberty of writing my name on all the food that I have purchased and shall continue to do so in the future.
I would also appreciate it if you would refrain from writing vulgarities on the dry erase board by my desk.
-Hashirama
harashima senju:has wood,
uchiha madara:haxxdamoon,
*verse:college