Now, see, this was the kind of thing that pissed Sasuke off.
The power of friendship, he meant. Among other things, the power of friendship pissed him off. Among many other things, like kittens and bunnies and Danzou and papercuts and getting a Rasengan to the face. They were all things - though not all the things by any stretch of the imagination - that pissed Sasuke off.
It was a good thing he had thought to turn on his Chidori while he had been posing for GQ, so he could aim his attack right at the other attack (because of course they never cancel each other out every single goddamn time, ever) and save his pretty face. His pretty, pretty face. Shut up, okay, it's pretty.
And since Kakashi was there, and so he knew how much of a LAMER he was, with his LAME MASK and his LAME FACE and his LAME SHARIN--wait, Sharingan were never lame--and his LAME RAIKIRI WHICH SASUKE TOTALLY RENAMED AND MADE BETTER SHUT UP, Sasuke felt the need to shout of the awesome name for it that was so much better."
1/3 YEAH I KNOW IT'S PROSE TAGS.orangeuglad2cmeMarch 4 2010, 00:03:19 UTC
CHIDORI?! Naruto, world's number one unpredictable ninja who used the same three fucking moves every major battle, never thought Sasuke would use his most overcompensating powerful jutsu when Naruto used his undercompensating, suck it Sasuke his most powerful jutsu!
Oh well, it was too late now. Naruto grit his teeth and charged, knowing that his precious comrades were safe for at least another three chapters because only two reactions shots wouldn't fill up the bottom panel.
Naruto charged, "SASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!" He cried as he swung his Rasengan fist forward and connected with the move that was totally plagarism no jutsu. His arms shook, reverberating with the sheer power of awesome as Chidoriiiiiiiii and Rasengaaaaaaaaaaaan met, canceled out and then created...
...A FROZEN MOMENT IN TIME!!!!!
Naruto's eyes widened. Jiraiya had told him about this!! It was time for a GODMOD TRAINING FLASHBACK!!!
Re: 1/3 YEAH I KNOW IT'S PROSE TAGS.orangeuglad2cmeMarch 4 2010, 00:08:09 UTC
"Naruto, you must know that when you use the RASENGAAAAAAAN at the same moment as the CHIDORIIIIIIIIII it will create a frozen moment of time." Jiraiya said.
Naruto rolled his eyes, "C'mon Ero-sensei, it's not like that'll ever happen again."
Jiraiya shook his head slowly from side to side. "Yeah, I know it seems a little far out there, considering that for it to happen in the first place you and Sasuke would have to use the move at the same time, aim at the same spot, and use the same amount of chakra. But just for shits and giggles, let me tell you what to do when a FROZEN MOMENT IN TIME OCCURS."
Naruto blinked, "Uh, kay."
"You must regale the opponent with childhood stories and recollections, give them a painfully endearing smile and a line of dialogue that makes them feel like a complete jackass. Then, you will over power your opponent with something us pros like to call the fuzzy-wuzzy-no-jutsu."
Naruto swallowed dryly. This was the moment he had spent training in the high mountains for while the rest of his village blew up. It. Was. Time.
He cleared his throat, "Sasuke. I'm never gonna give you up, I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around or desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say gooooodbye, never gonna tell a lie, or hurt you. DATTEBAYO!!!"
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The power of friendship, he meant. Among other things, the power of friendship pissed him off. Among many other things, like kittens and bunnies and Danzou and papercuts and getting a Rasengan to the face. They were all things - though not all the things by any stretch of the imagination - that pissed Sasuke off.
It was a good thing he had thought to turn on his Chidori while he had been posing for GQ, so he could aim his attack right at the other attack (because of course they never cancel each other out every single goddamn time, ever) and save his pretty face. His pretty, pretty face. Shut up, okay, it's pretty.
And since Kakashi was there, and so he knew how much of a LAMER he was, with his LAME MASK and his LAME FACE and his LAME SHARIN--wait, Sharingan were never lame--and his LAME RAIKIRI WHICH SASUKE TOTALLY RENAMED AND MADE BETTER SHUT UP, Sasuke felt the need to shout of the awesome name for it that was so much better."
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Oh well, it was too late now. Naruto grit his teeth and charged, knowing that his precious comrades were safe for at least another three chapters because only two reactions shots wouldn't fill up the bottom panel.
Naruto charged, "SASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!" He cried as he swung his Rasengan fist forward and connected with the move that was totally plagarism no jutsu. His arms shook, reverberating with the sheer power of awesome as Chidoriiiiiiiii and Rasengaaaaaaaaaaaan met, canceled out and then created...
...A FROZEN MOMENT IN TIME!!!!!
Naruto's eyes widened. Jiraiya had told him about this!! It was time for a GODMOD TRAINING FLASHBACK!!!
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Naruto rolled his eyes, "C'mon Ero-sensei, it's not like that'll ever happen again."
Jiraiya shook his head slowly from side to side. "Yeah, I know it seems a little far out there, considering that for it to happen in the first place you and Sasuke would have to use the move at the same time, aim at the same spot, and use the same amount of chakra. But just for shits and giggles, let me tell you what to do when a FROZEN MOMENT IN TIME OCCURS."
Naruto blinked, "Uh, kay."
"You must regale the opponent with childhood stories and recollections, give them a painfully endearing smile and a line of dialogue that makes them feel like a complete jackass. Then, you will over power your opponent with something us pros like to call the fuzzy-wuzzy-no-jutsu."
Naruto frowned, "Sounds kinda lame."
"Kid, this is shounen."
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He cleared his throat, "Sasuke. I'm never gonna give you up, I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around or desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say gooooodbye, never gonna tell a lie, or hurt you. DATTEBAYO!!!"
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