HAMSTER BALL OF AFFECTIOOOOOOOOOON
[characters] Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto
[verse] canon
This was it. Naruto's hands clenched into fists after he returned Sakura to the kitchen. It was time for that show down. The show down of machismo and manliness and really really gay best friend forever necklaces. It was going to be brutal, fierce, intense, and totally not a panel-for-panel rendition of that one fight on the hospital roof. And if it was, well, it was totally because it was moving and nostalgic and not because Kishimoto was too distracted rolling around in huge piles of money to actually draw something new. Dattebayo!
Naruto stared across the incredibly confusing landscape that sorta looked like a park and sorta looked like an arbortarium and sorta looked like a subway station. It . Was. Time. The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye could see. Only one could survive.
Naruto hoped that it was the power of friendship. BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKS.
Naruto decided to show Sasuke HOW FUCKING SWEET FRIENDSHIP was by proceeding to launch a rasengan at his face.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAASENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!" He declared, rushing forward and hoping that Sasuke still had the scrapbooks.