Comments | notinthegame: Thirty-Four Lullabies

notinthegame

Thirty-Four Lullabies

Jun 23, 2009 00:12

(Voice)

So police assholes, I've been a good boy lately, does that mean I get to turn into a real boy?

[He chuckles, amused by his lame joke. Because... Disney movie joke of lame is just horrible Helter. Really now.]

I'm curious if I ruined some sort of bettin' pot on how quick I'd end up back in that fuckin' cell. Too bad for you fuckers. I'm sure ( Read more... )

thinks everyone is fuckin' stupid, wants to be a real boy lulz, the peanut gallery strikes again, moar color in the disco

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purgatory_maren June 23 2009, 04:25:09 UTC

Nah, you'll never be a real boy. But you can get an upgrade from wood to silicon.

notinthegame June 23 2009, 04:26:57 UTC

Heh, that's fine. I'm already a real man.

purgatory_maren June 23 2009, 04:45:14 UTC

Don't say that too loud, all the women might collapse.

notinthegame June 23 2009, 04:53:31 UTC

Har har.

Your sarcasm is fuckin' killin' me.

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[text] cool_closings June 23 2009, 04:25:46 UTC

Whoever is still going out alone after what's been going are idiots. There's no point in trying to convince them. They probably won't listen.

[text] notinthegame June 23 2009, 04:28:03 UTC

I don't give a shit if they kill themselves because they can't use a little bit of common fucking sense.

I'll just keep laughing as people act surprised when they die.

[text] cool_closings June 23 2009, 04:37:12 UTC

I never said that you gave one.

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Re: [text] notinthegame June 23 2009, 04:38:04 UTC

Never said you said I did.

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[Voice] judgegabranth June 23 2009, 04:50:36 UTC

With such a fiendish mouth as yours and your lack of morals, I am certain you shall be jailed once more!

[Voice] notinthegame June 23 2009, 04:54:33 UTC

I'm sorry what?

All I heard was BLAH BLAH I HAVE A STICK UP MY ASS BLAH BLAH MY NAME IS TIN MAN BLAH BLAH IF I ONLY HAD A HEART BLAH BLAH.

[Voice] judgegabranth June 23 2009, 05:00:38 UTC

Mock me all you want, heathen! You shall soon realize the truth of your miserable fate soon enough! Do not think that a villainous cretin such as yourself has any hope of forming amends with the deeds you have done.

I shall await for you to return to your cell and when you do, I will be the one to banish you from this world! Never again shall you be allowed to walk so freely once you commit your next sin.

[Voice] notinthegame June 23 2009, 05:02:38 UTC

You act like I give a shit if I make nice with people here.

I hope that shitty armor of yours rusts, then you won't be so big and bad anymore.

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esoteriiic June 23 2009, 04:51:10 UTC

You aren't.

notinthegame June 23 2009, 04:55:48 UTC

Well shit, I guess miracles happen.

esoteriiic June 23 2009, 04:59:38 UTC

It's also common sense.

notinthegame June 23 2009, 05:01:00 UTC

See that's the thing. This city and the majority of it's people lack that simple fuckin' thing.

Common sense and logic. I may be an asshole, but at least I have both of those.

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pilot_princess June 23 2009, 04:58:05 UTC

I wonder how long it'll be until you die again.

notinthegame June 23 2009, 04:58:44 UTC

Should we take bets on who'll die first? You or me.

I bet your idiot ass will.

pilot_princess June 23 2009, 05:00:28 UTC

Not unless you pull anything stupid. I'm not dying.

My bets are on you.

notinthegame June 23 2009, 05:06:38 UTC

Knowin' you, you'll trip while walkin' and kill yourself by landing on a sharp stone. You're that damn special.

Heh, bet all you want.

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