Thirty-Four Lullabies

[notinthegame]

(Voice)

So police assholes, I've been a good boy lately, does that mean I get to turn into a real boy?

[He chuckles, amused by his lame joke. Because... Disney movie joke of lame is just horrible Helter. Really now.]

I'm curious if I ruined some sort of bettin' pot on how quick I'd end up back in that fuckin' cell. Too bad for you fuckers. I'm sure

Comments

[esoteriiic]

You aren't.

[notinthegame]

Well shit, I guess miracles happen.

[esoteriiic]

It's also common sense.

[notinthegame]

See that's the thing. This city and the majority of it's people lack that simple fuckin' thing.

Common sense and logic. I may be an asshole, but at least I have both of those.

[esoteriiic]

Ah. But it's not uncommon for people to behave this way in such situations.

[notinthegame]

Just means more easy entertainment for me.

[esoteriiic]

You enjoy this?

[notinthegame]

Someone has to enjoy watchin' these idiots gettin' slaughtered by their own stupidity.

[esoteriiic]

You could help them.

[notinthegame]

... why the fuck would I do that?

[esoteriiic]

It's something for you to do besides complaining.

[notinthegame]

...

Nah, too much effort.

[esoteriiic]

And spending time complaining about it isn't?

[notinthegame]

See I can just open my mouth and say shit.

Helpin' people means I have to get off my ass.

[esoteriiic]

It's possible to use that same mouth to help. Without needing to move.

[notinthegame]

I did. I told people to stop bein' fuckin' idiots.

That's plenty of help.