Lovin' from Lefty [ Leftyberry Video Post ]

Feb 14, 2011 14:34

[ the audio clicks on, followed by the video--taking up the screen is just the face of an ugly old man with pale, pale skin that engulfs the whole screen. He gives a snaggle-toothed grin, sharp teeth poking out, before speaking loud and clear for everyone to hear. ]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, SOMARIUM!

Yes, all of you cool cats n' kittens out there~! ( Read more... )

lefty, not a single fuck was given, this post is so wrong, valentines day

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[Action] not_my_grandpa February 14 2011, 18:36:29 UTC
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You're shameless, Lefty.

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[Action] nothiskidthanks February 14 2011, 18:38:25 UTC
I aim t' please, Tack-oo-meh~

Myself, that is, hehehe!

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[Action] not_my_grandpa February 14 2011, 18:40:33 UTC
[facepalms at the butchering of his name]

This is the least romantic thing you could say to people on Valentine's Day.

But I suppose you'll never be alone on Valentine's Day. You've got D's right hand to keep you company.

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[Action] nothiskidthanks February 14 2011, 18:42:42 UTC
[ oh you little whore. but... ]

Yeeeeep. And think! You'll always have me along for the ride, hehehe! Can't wait to see how you n' D celebrate tonight~ [ RUINS EVERYTHING FOR YOU. ]

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[Video] white_polaris February 14 2011, 20:22:48 UTC
Lefty, I'm a bit disappointed in you.

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[Video] nothiskidthanks February 14 2011, 20:29:32 UTC
Eh?! Why is that?

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[Video] white_polaris February 14 2011, 20:34:30 UTC
There were several parts of that well-wishing that are very dangerous and grotesque.

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Video] nothiskidthanks February 14 2011, 20:38:51 UTC
Hehehehe. Well, not everyone can be perfect like you, my Moon Goddess~

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[Video] thatpeskyninja February 15 2011, 00:43:31 UTC
[That's not creepy at all.]
...
[What the hell lefty? What is this Yuffie doesn't even...]

What the hell is lingerie?

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[Video] nothiskidthanks February 15 2011, 01:10:58 UTC
Lacy, sheer, see-through, translucent, appealing, barely-there, sexy underthings of the female persuasion~ ♥

Surely you have somethin' like that!

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Re: [Video] thatpeskyninja February 15 2011, 01:13:51 UTC
Who would want to wear something like that? That doesn't sound like underwear at all.

I don't think I want to and it sounds girly anyway.

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[Video] nothiskidthanks February 15 2011, 01:15:38 UTC
Girly?! Well, it might be, but its not like you have to wear it fer a long time.....

Its there to be put on, and then taken off, lickety-split.

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[Video] dangerouscience February 15 2011, 01:24:08 UTC
[This face forever. What the hell is Ema even looking at or hearing?]

That's just disgusting.

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[Video] nothiskidthanks February 15 2011, 17:59:49 UTC
What? You tellin' me yer gonna do somethin' else other than getta fiiiiiine man on yer arm?

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Re: [Video] dangerouscience February 15 2011, 19:38:09 UTC
I don't need a man, especially for a sexist holiday that needs a woman putting out just because she can be given flower and candy on this one day out of the year.

This holiday gets blown out of scientific proportions.
[Do not want in other words.]

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[Video] nothiskidthanks February 15 2011, 19:56:23 UTC
Well, they do say that dating is legalized prostitution...

But of course, such a female-empowered answer just means you don't got the skillz t' get laid, anyway! Hahaha!

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squaredly February 15 2011, 01:57:39 UTC
[She just giggles.]

Looks like it's the season for interesting love advice!

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nothiskidthanks February 15 2011, 18:03:18 UTC
Ah! Someone who appreciates the advice given! Believe you n' me, gorgeous, I've been around a looooong time. I know the kind of advice that needs to be given on this blessed day~

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squaredly February 16 2011, 03:52:26 UTC
Is that so? I'm not too sure anyone's going to follow it, though.

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nothiskidthanks February 16 2011, 04:05:44 UTC
And that is truly their loss. This is good advice, ya know.

I don't think I've seen ya around--but its not like I get out often. What's yer name, beautiful?

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