Lovin' from Lefty [ Leftyberry Video Post ]
[ the audio clicks on, followed by the video--taking up the screen is just the face of an ugly old man with pale, pale skin that engulfs the whole screen. He gives a snaggle-toothed grin, sharp teeth poking out, before speaking loud and clear for everyone to hear. ]
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, SOMARIUM!
Yes, all of you cool cats n' kittens out there~! This is a shout out from the most wonderful, powerful, glorious Lefty, reminding you to have a splendid day, n' to have lots and lots and lots of chocolate and good lovin'.
After all, think about it! i=Its just a dream world, yeah? Might as well go out n' make the lady of your dreams yours! Remember, "no" means "try harder, big boy". She's just playin' hard t' get, hehehehe!
Flowers n' chocolates are always good. And remember not to be a nasty little creature and actually take a bath n' wear deodorant and all that good stuff. Spice it up with a little cologne and you're ready to prowl!
As for all you ladies out there~ remember, this is a good night to slut it up! Wear some of that sexy lingerie I know you got in that panty drawer and get t' steppin'! Rock that body all along the streets! Bar hop! Make guys buy you drinks! Get yer flirt on, ladies, n' I guarantee you'll have a Valentines Day you'll never forget, hehehe!
Dream on, Somarium!
[ the feed cuts off, Lefty's laughter echoing through the speakers ]
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, SOMARIUM!
Yes, all of you cool cats n' kittens out there~! This is a shout out from the most wonderful, powerful, glorious Lefty, reminding you to have a splendid day, n' to have lots and lots and lots of chocolate and good lovin'.
After all, think about it! i=Its just a dream world, yeah? Might as well go out n' make the lady of your dreams yours! Remember, "no" means "try harder, big boy". She's just playin' hard t' get, hehehehe!
Flowers n' chocolates are always good. And remember not to be a nasty little creature and actually take a bath n' wear deodorant and all that good stuff. Spice it up with a little cologne and you're ready to prowl!
As for all you ladies out there~ remember, this is a good night to slut it up! Wear some of that sexy lingerie I know you got in that panty drawer and get t' steppin'! Rock that body all along the streets! Bar hop! Make guys buy you drinks! Get yer flirt on, ladies, n' I guarantee you'll have a Valentines Day you'll never forget, hehehe!
Dream on, Somarium!
[ the feed cuts off, Lefty's laughter echoing through the speakers ]