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[nothisbitch]

Terry Boot!!!

Would you like to accompany me while hat shopping today? Since you seem to always have an opinion about my headwear, I figured you'd enjoy pointing out tasteful hats.

ETA: everyone remember, my birthday is next Thursday!

Comments

[hufflepuff4life]

You have got to be kidding me.

[nothisbitch]

I'm allowed to be friends with whoever I want, Finch-Fletchley.

[hufflepuff4life]

Pansy...

[nothisbitch]

What? Are you going to bow and grovel some more? Because guess what.

that's not working anymore.

[terryclothrags]

You have got to be kidding me.

[nothisbitch]

You sound like a parrot.

[terryclothrags]

Macaw, to be specific.

See, I'm torn. Torn between the chance to make fun of more hats than a wizard ought to encounter in his lifetime (and with the pointy hat thing, that's a lot) and possibly do something good for the whole world while I'm at it and the fact that, no longer having The Gay, accessory shopping is not something I do, generally.

However, I do need to pick up a couple albums, where is it that you look for hats?

[ur_so_vane]

The shops.

[waitingfortom]

Maybe someone, anyone would have remembered my birthday if I'd announced it.

Do hope you enjoy the shopping.

[terryclothrags]

Telling people probably helps. That's why I don't bother to mention mine. Birthdays are an abomination, celebrating a false, artificial partitioning of the continous, organic process of growth. And for what? A few candles, a cake and presents? For that you're willing to wait a year before acknowledging your next maturation? You're older than your age from the first day, and your age lies about you more every infinitesimal fraction of a second afterwards. But for candles, that suddenly doesn't matter? The world would be a better place without birthdays, and the sooner you acknowledge that fact, the sooner you'll stop living a lie and start living life.

[waitingfortom]

You know, I remember my friends' birthdays almost always, without them having to tell me (once I know when it is of course, I can't just guess.) And excuse me if I'm not going to break with society's tradition of birthdays to make some sort of statement that you want to make.

You know what I like? Celebrating the fact that I did live to see another birthday. It's something that I appreciate.

[paparazzi_colin]

You mean you didn't get the card?

[iloatheyouall]

Your present should be arriving any day now, dear friend.