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[nothingsmells]

So, uh.

Does anyone know any particular job openings that need to be filled? My acting troupe doesn't go back on tour for a while, and I need some cash flow. Also, they may not hire me back.

Help.

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[karmalogic]

I believe there is an opening for a sherpa in the most dangerous peaks of the Himalayas.

[nothingsmells]

What's a sherpa?

[karmalogic]

Something that, with any hope, you'll attempt to see with your own eyes.

[nothingsmells]

Well, I don't think I'll be going to the Himalayas soon, but I'll put "sherpa" into my "Maybe" list!

[dearestdiplomat]

Hello! I remember you from the investigation at the embassy, although I knew you better as the Steel Samurai! (And you did quite a remarkable job in your role.)

I'm pleased to inform you that the Cohdopian Embassy is currently hiring, if you're interested.

[nothingsmells]

Hey, I remember you too!

Working at an embassy sounds like a good way to get cultured! What kind of position is it?

[dearestdiplomat]

I do hope you've been doing well since we last met. :)

Oh, we have a variety of positions open. We've been so busy, with the reunification.

But considering your experience, I might have a use for your acting talents! You see, I've been thinking of staging a series of exciting interactive skits based on recent events, to drum up interest in our embassy and our nation, and we could certainly use someone with your abilities.

[nothingsmells]

Really? Wow! I was just thinking of cutting hunks of raw meat all day, but I'll definitely come down if you want to have an interview!

[iflyfirstclass]

I do not mean to pry into your personal business, but can you not make a living off your artwork?

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[nothingsmells]

Nah. I mean, I've tried, but right now it's supplemental at best.

[nothingsmells]

Sure would be cool if I could find a patron though, huh? Just like in the old days!

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[iflyfirstclass]

Patron...

[knights_edge]

Dismissed again? Why am I not surprised? You butcher every single thing that you touch.

[nothingsmells]

Oh that's an idea! Do you think I could be a butcher? Do you know any butcher shops with an opening?

[knights_edge]

...The butcher shop I frequent has had an opening for a while, but that is not what I meant in my last message. If there is anything more unreliable than you as you are now, it is you wielding a giant cleaver. Understand?!

[nothingsmells]

I'm going to go apply right now!

Don't worry, I know just the one! Corner of 4th and Danforth!

[magpie_byrdey]

I think Gatewater Land may still be hiring, sir!

As far as I know, none of us have any real acting experience so you'd have a fairly high chance of getting in I would think!