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[nothingsmells]

So, uh.

Does anyone know any particular job openings that need to be filled? My acting troupe doesn't go back on tour for a while, and I need some cash flow. Also, they may not hire me back.

Help.

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[knights_edge]

Dismissed again? Why am I not surprised? You butcher every single thing that you touch.

[nothingsmells]

Oh that's an idea! Do you think I could be a butcher? Do you know any butcher shops with an opening?

[knights_edge]

...The butcher shop I frequent has had an opening for a while, but that is not what I meant in my last message. If there is anything more unreliable than you as you are now, it is you wielding a giant cleaver. Understand?!

[nothingsmells]

I'm going to go apply right now!

Don't worry, I know just the one! Corner of 4th and Danforth!

[knights_edge]

LARRY! Stay away from my meat!

[der_gewinner]

Somehow I think you might have phrased that better, Herr Edgeworth.

Herr Verlierer, if Herr Edgeworth does not want you near his sausages, I may be able to point you elsewhere. I have discovered a wonderful German deli, but it is some distance from my office and they do not deliver. I could give you a little pocket money to bring knackwurst to my office at lunchtime.

[nothingsmells]

You've really got to work on your spelling, whoever you are! It's like you're speaking another language have the time.

And thanks, but I thin I'd rather cut meat than deliver it.

[der_gewinner]

I am speaking another language, Herr Schwachkopf. Deutsch, to be precise.

Please yourself. Just try not to cleave your fingers. No one will purchase sausages that still have fingernails attached to the casings.

1/8 (really)

[nothingsmells]

"Herr Schwachkopf"?

Deutsch? Like the Dutch? Sorry, hold on.

[nothingsmells]

MY

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NAME

[nothingsmells]

IS

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LARRY

[nothingsmells]

BUTZ.

(yes he is doing what you think)

[nothingsmells]

WHAT'S

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YOURS?