Things have really, finally changed.

[nothingsmells]

I thought that this might be it: the last stage of my journey in becoming a functioning member of society, and a complete human being. It started with Elise Deauxnim, may she rest in peace, and it ends here: I have found where I need to be

Comments

[feymous]

....! Wow! Larry, you sound pretty serious and grown-up right now. Good for you!

[nothingsmells]

....April....

[feymous]

:(

[nothingsmells]

:(

I'm going to go have a yam

[knights_edge]

...Wasn't her name Miharu?

[nothingsmells]

YOU GOT ME, EDGEY!

APRIL FOOLS!

[knights_edge]

That is your idea of an April Fools joke?

[nothingsmells]

....Nick and Franzy and Maya fell for it.....

[karmalogic]

So a foolish fool has realized the full extent of his foolishness and turned his foolish life around.

I must say, I wasn't expecting this from you.

[nothingsmells]

April Fools, Franzy!

April Fools.

1/2

[karmalogic]

I-I knew that!

2/2

[karmalogic]

Hell will freeze over before you clean up your life.

[wrightaway]

Rob the reality of... Larry? Are you feeling all right? What's in that "Blue Food" of yours anyway?

1/3

[nothingsmells]

LIES! It's full of lies, Nick! Lies and untruths!

APRIL FOOLS!

2/3

[nothingsmells]

Mindy left me before I left for France, Nick! And my Miharu - my dear, sweet Miharu! She heard the call of the French Riviera and left me with nothing but my passport, my gym shorts, and a one-way ticket back to L.A.!

How could she do it, Nick? How could she leave me again? I was so upset that customs said I could never come back.

[nothingsmells]

IT'S OVER! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA STEP IN FRONT OF A BUS I'M GONNA DIE!

I'LL KILL MYSELF AND EDGEY WILL TRY ME FOR MURDER AND I'LL BE EXECUTED AND THEN I'LL DIE TWICE!