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nothingsmells

Things have really, finally changed.

Apr 01, 2010 11:39

I thought that this might be it: the last stage of my journey in becoming a functioning member of society, and a complete human being. It started with Elise Deauxnim, may she rest in peace, and it ends here: I have found where I need to be ( Read more... )

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wrightaway April 1 2010, 23:43:00 UTC

Rob the reality of... Larry? Are you feeling all right? What's in that "Blue Food" of yours anyway?

1/3 nothingsmells April 2 2010, 02:39:22 UTC

LIES! It's full of lies, Nick! Lies and untruths!

APRIL FOOLS!

2/3 nothingsmells April 2 2010, 02:41:21 UTC

Mindy left me before I left for France, Nick! And my Miharu - my dear, sweet Miharu! She heard the call of the French Riviera and left me with nothing but my passport, my gym shorts, and a one-way ticket back to L.A.!

How could she do it, Nick? How could she leave me again? I was so upset that customs said I could never come back.

nothingsmells April 2 2010, 02:42:29 UTC

IT'S OVER! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA STEP IN FRONT OF A BUS I'M GONNA DIE!

I'LL KILL MYSELF AND EDGEY WILL TRY ME FOR MURDER AND I'LL BE EXECUTED AND THEN I'LL DIE TWICE!

wrightaway April 2 2010, 03:13:00 UTC

Whoa whoa, calm down. I'm sure it's not as bad as...you're making it out to be.

I mean, haha, good joke! You really got me. Happy April Fools. Right...?

1/2 nothingsmells April 2 2010, 03:16:46 UTC

Nick I just got kicked out of an apartment by a supermodel who I opened up a blue food business with, and thereafter barred from going back to France.

nothingsmells April 2 2010, 03:17:09 UTC

YOU TELL ME IF IT'S A HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

knights_edge April 2 2010, 05:04:41 UTC

Wright, I'd recommend you stop trying to console him. It just eggs him on, and I doubt there's any end to that bottomless pit.

nothingsmells April 2 2010, 05:25:48 UTC

YOU'RE A BOTTOMLESS PIT

wrightaway April 3 2010, 01:02:01 UTC

Tell you what, Larry: let's get a beer when you're...back from France (or was that part of the joke?). My treat.

In fact, how about the three of us? Then Edgeworth and I can get the full story about Mindy or Miharu or whoever.

knights_edge April 4 2010, 06:11:25 UTC

I've heard the full story, Wright. More than once. If you want to listen to the sordid details, do it on your own time.

wrightaway April 4 2010, 12:43:45 UTC

Come on Edgeworth, the man is in pain! The least we can do as his friends is support him. Judging by what I've heard of your last case, it sounds like you owe him one.

1/2 knights_edge April 4 2010, 15:57:23 UTC

You have a curious view on our responsibility in the matter.

I don't owe him anything-- I repaid him in full when I did not wring his neck for his usual number of lies, omissions and outrageous tomfoolery!

knights_edge April 4 2010, 16:02:50 UTC

But I'll acquiesce. One evening out, and that's it. If he wreaks havoc during that time, you handle it. Alright?

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