Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass. Part II.
Author:Me::nothingreally13::: ( http://nothingreally13.livejournal.com/ )
Title: Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass.
Rating: R
Summary: Well this one sucks:: Merry Christmas To Bam when an old friend comes to 'visit' but his welcoming 'gift' to Bam and Missy isn't to much appreciated. What happens that Christmas? Or will they keep us guessing....
Disclaimer: I promise:: This is as real as me having six arms and ten legs with eight eyes and heads on my tongue(To be honest I suck at spelling sorry). And as far as I now it's illegal to own people in all 50 states including Mexico and Canada... So y'know! (:
Authors Note: Yea that. :: Sooo people like it so here is part 2 enjoy lovelies. c(:
List of pervious parts:
Part I --->( http://nothingreally13.livejournal.com/3587.html?view=5635#t5635 )<---- :D
I watched Bam swallow, I turned and faced Bam smirking evilly.
"Here's an idea," I shrugged like a love drunk teenage girl," Remind me whats like to feel you swallow around me."
Bam's eyes got wide and face flushed a bright shade of crimson," You... Okay."
Before you could say Santa Claus, Bam had me full engulfed in his mouth. Shuddering with pleasure, I began to see spots knowing what was about to happen but not fully aware enough to warn Bam.
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"Tell me, do you like it," I asked Bam as I kissed his temple walking to the bathroom.
"Hell yea! Best gift ever! Where did you find it," Bam mused child like staring at the vinyl I got him.
"That my dear is a secret," I smirked and my cell went off I checked to see it was the eldest of my daughters, Dakin," hold that thought Bam.
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"Hey butt-munch you answered," My smart-ass daughter says all to happy.
"What do you want Dakin," I say and roll my eyes.
" Not what I want, what you need to know. Maw and Papa are sending me to Pennsylvanian, to you," Dakin said throwing something.
"Dakin what was that, please don't break anything in the house. And why, what you do," I rubbed my face worrying about my child.
"Oh nothing just a shoe. Oh nothing I said I wanted to go, and, hold on," I could hear muffled yelling sounding like it was directed towards my youngest, Jacobi," Sorry. I don't want to be here. So i will see you in umm 12 hours. Yep."
"Dakin why did you throw a shoe and why are you yelling at your brother. And thanks for the warning," I shock my head.
"Jacobi, and he stole my other shoe, my good ones. No problem. I gotta go bye daddy."
"Bye sweetheart."
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Bam had a confused look and remember he didn't know.
"That was my daughter Dakin Alexus she was yelling at my son, her brother, Jacobi Dylan. We're gonna pick Dakin up at the airport in about 12 hours," I smiled waiting for an answer.
"Well Missy will enjoy this," Bam got the old mischievous grin on his face.
"Oh dear Bambi you have yet to grow up," I laughed and Bam smiled.
"And you have," Bam raised an eyebrow.
"Yes I have slightly I've raised two kids on my own."
"Oh well... Okay yea you got me beat."
"Wow Brandon wow."
"Hey don't Brandon me."
"Lets go inform Missy of our surprise guest."
Bam cringed knowing her reaction.
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"His what,"Missy yelled.
"His daughter, her name is Dakin Alexus," Bam said for the 18th time.
"Does she act like that," Missy pointed to my with a knife.
"She's more like me then anyone else... Maybe a little more cocky but not much," I smirked and pushed then knife to the side with the tip of my finger," you shouldn't point those things at people Missy."
And I stood heading for the exit of the kitchen.
"Bam I'm gonna get some sleep and a shower before we go get Dakin. Whatever god there is help the airport," I laughed and left.
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"So what do I need to look for," Bam asked about Dakin we stood inside the airport.
"A bright spot of colour," I said sarcastically.
"That helps," Bam sighed
"There she is," I pointed to Dakin.
She wore her beat-up lime green Chuck Taylor's, shredded skinny jeans, hair a teased mess, make-up simple, jewelry off the wall, and a AC/DC shirt. Yes my daughter, my child, my... my, yea no doubt about she's my kid.
"Hey dady, who's this shit head," Dakin pointed to Bam .
"Dakin could please watch your language, this an old friend of mine Bam," I watched my daughter closely.
Dakin shrugged," Hi Bam."
Bam just stood there a astonished look on his face. I didn't blame him at all.
A/N2: Okay no killing me... This is like the most off the wall thing ever but let me know if I should redo, get rid, or redo this part... Anyway let me know what you think. Comments = My Muse and Love. Con-crit is like the sh!t. Lol hope you enjoyed.
XO
BrittanyAmber♥