How interesting~~~

Now, to whoever has my own body, I'd like you to keep it in tip-top shape for me. Otherwise, we may have a problem.

Watch where you sleep, and try not to drool~

[There's a loud flapping noise before a crash. The video-feed clicks on and the picture is rather hazy.] ... Hn. [Movement in the corner reveals a LARGE black bird, hunched over to keep from hitting its head on the ceiling due to its large size. Its feathers bristle slightly as it moves.]

Interesting.

It's very quiet~!

That was fun.

These wings on my back are annoying... [voice gets happy] Is there anyway to keep them from sprouting out again if they were to come off~?

How interesting.

Ah~ Hello everyone! I've seen that most of you know this place rather well.

May I ask you a few questions? It will only take a moment, I assure you.

Gochisousa-... ...? [Slight ruffling] ... These things, they shouldn't be here. [ripping noises and then a few soft splatters]