Cher's room had exploded in clothes ( Read more... )

Cher had decided this entire place was weird, or either everyone was playing a colossal joke on her, which was so heinous she couldn't even believe. Either way, she kind of wanted to go home already. But once a flaily phone call to her dad had told her that wasn't happening- and she had actually been accused of making this all up!- and another ( Read more... )

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"Hi, you've reached Cher. You know what to do! ...Or if you don't please rejoin us in this century, thanks!"

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