Comments | notbatman: Infant Car Seat Installation

notbatman

Infant Car Seat Installation

Apr 07, 2005 09:26

So Tuesday, while we were doing some preparatory cleaning (you know, for the cleaning party) I decided that it was getting close enough to "time" that I'd better cowboy up and install the baby car seat thingies that I'd been putting off installing so that the doctors would let us take our baby home ( Read more... )

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mpuzzle April 7 2005, 14:42:57 UTC

Missile babies... I totally gotta get some of those for the next time a Hummer pulls out in front of me.

Sounds like something that belongs in one of the Twisted Metal games.

Now your talking! conandammit April 7 2005, 14:44:11 UTC

So, nobody ever told me that babies were transformers! They become missles in crash situations? What do they become during a robbery? Or how about after your team wins/loses the World Cup? What about when you are needing help during home repair? Or say, Suzy is trapped in a well?

The potential is awesome.

If they let the general public know about this maybe more people would have babies.

I want the baby that can transform into a thermonuclear device in case of terrorist attack.

Re: Now your talking! dawny_darko April 7 2005, 15:53:02 UTC

Your Icon makes me unable to look at Livejournal at work!!

Re: Now your talking! conandammit April 7 2005, 15:57:05 UTC

damn censors!!!

bizzatches.

yndy April 7 2005, 16:26:50 UTC

actually, you did miss *1* step: take the car with the carseat installed down to the nearest fire station that has a certified guy and have him check it to make sure it's 100% correct...
Latest statistics show that better than 80% of all carseats are installed incorrectly... :0

caveman April 7 2005, 16:31:57 UTC

Yeah, I don't buy that. Mostly because the statistic is based on people they pull over. So really, 80% of people who are driving bad enough to get pulled over while they also have a kid in the car don't install their car seat correctly. (I think most of those have to do with the angle the car seat is at.)

Car seats and other baby"necessities" boffy April 7 2005, 17:27:13 UTC

Just gotta vent-if you go by everything every magazine, book, ad tells you, unless you do EXACTLY as they say, you're the worst parent ever! I feel your pain. We did what the experts said with the carseat, got lots of useless(and not so useless) gadgets. Rowan only breastfed for 2 weeks. We used huggies. She ate (horror)gerber baby food sometimes, sometimes it was our homeade. And guess what? She's a normal precocious 3 1/2 year old. As long as your little one gets lots of love and attention(I know he will), doesn't eat the couch, he will be a healthy, happy little guy.

Re: Car seats and other baby"necessities" notbatman April 7 2005, 17:30:29 UTC

That's exactly what I'm sayin'. :)

Sing it, sister!

Re: Car seats and other baby"necessities" mojocatt April 7 2005, 22:54:23 UTC

Chickenhead.

Re: Car seats and other baby"necessities" notbatman April 8 2005, 11:47:35 UTC

Cockface.

mavrik1033 April 7 2005, 18:10:53 UTC

They're just lookin not to get sued....

drunkencricket April 8 2005, 12:15:47 UTC

Yeah, just like needing to put the warning "don't drive with sun shield in place" on the sunshade for your car.

Because there are a lot of stupid people out there who might want to sue.

["might"? what the hell is this "might" business? duh.]