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I doubt many of you were really following my notes last entry, so I have to point out one of my favorite things in life.
Barach Obama sounds exactly--EXACTLY--like WWF's The Rock (Hollywood's Dwayne Johnson....whichevs). The first several times I had my TV on and he came on while I wasn't looking, I honestly thought "Oh, hey! The Rock...what?"
I don't think Barack Obama could overestimate how much I'd vote for him forever if he'd just utilize this uncanny ability.
Think of the possibilities!
*Barack Obama campaigns in Iowa for the national election"
"Finally! Ba-Rack....HAS COME BACK....to Iowa!"
*Barack and Hillary are debating*
Barack: Hillary, I'd like to hear your thoughts on dealing with Mr. Musharraf.
Hillary: Well, I'd....
Barack: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MR. MUSHARRAF!
*Barack has just finished talking about his healthcare platform*
"And that's how I'd fix health care.....if you SMELLLLLLALALALA!....what Ba-Rack....is cookin'."
*President Barack has just received an unsatisfactory bill from Congress*
"I'll tell you what you can do, Congress. You take this bill. You fold it up real nice-like. You polish it real clean and smooth. Then...you turn it sideways and stick it staight up your roodie-poo candy asses!"
Seriously....best President ever. I'm just sayin'.
This calls for my Hollywood icon.
Barach Obama sounds exactly--EXACTLY--like WWF's The Rock (Hollywood's Dwayne Johnson....whichevs). The first several times I had my TV on and he came on while I wasn't looking, I honestly thought "Oh, hey! The Rock...what?"
I don't think Barack Obama could overestimate how much I'd vote for him forever if he'd just utilize this uncanny ability.
Think of the possibilities!
*Barack Obama campaigns in Iowa for the national election"
"Finally! Ba-Rack....HAS COME BACK....to Iowa!"
*Barack and Hillary are debating*
Barack: Hillary, I'd like to hear your thoughts on dealing with Mr. Musharraf.
Hillary: Well, I'd....
Barack: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MR. MUSHARRAF!
*Barack has just finished talking about his healthcare platform*
"And that's how I'd fix health care.....if you SMELLLLLLALALALA!....what Ba-Rack....is cookin'."
*President Barack has just received an unsatisfactory bill from Congress*
"I'll tell you what you can do, Congress. You take this bill. You fold it up real nice-like. You polish it real clean and smooth. Then...you turn it sideways and stick it staight up your roodie-poo candy asses!"
Seriously....best President ever. I'm just sayin'.
This calls for my Hollywood icon.