*smoking a cigarette, sleeves rolled up and dress shirt spattered with blood, covered in bruises and cuts but looking highly satisfied
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QUIT EATING SHIT OFF THE FLOOR! *rolls up a newspaper and starts whapping him with it* THAT IS A BAD NARUTO! A BAD BAD NARUTO AND WE DO NOT EAT OFF THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT MAKES US SEE BLOOD ON THE WALLS! *whacks again for good measure*
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You fucking bastard! It's all over the apartment. The walls are fucking pulsing now.
Fucking ass shit mother fucking cock sucking fuck tassel!
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You anus.
That's all you get.
QUIT EATING SHIT OFF THE FLOOR! *rolls up a newspaper and starts whapping him with it* THAT IS A BAD NARUTO! A BAD BAD NARUTO AND WE DO NOT EAT OFF THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT MAKES US SEE BLOOD ON THE WALLS! *whacks again for good measure*
What the hell is a 'fuck tassel'?
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2) I don't have tits.
3) You'd have to wear [this] and [this]
4) I get two, because mine are tame.
You've lost control over your grasp on the English language. I think you're gonna be needing that leash afterall.
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...bring me a pie and you're free to go. Or a cup of coffee. I'm easily pleased.
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Don't worry about it. ♥
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It's better left unsaid, I suppose ♥
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