[In the background can be heard a Dethklok song ((Warning: Animated mermaid gore with animated mermaid infanticide)), obviously being played quite loudly]I's misses Skwisgaar and Pickle and Nathans and Murdersface and Charle. I know Pickle said that to admits sadness is makings you gay, but its really hards nots to be sad. I means its nice nots ( Read more... )

.... I'ms confused. And Murdersdog isn'ts a puppies or a's olds dog nows and that's confuses mes too.

Can one of you dildos explains this to mes?

Ohs! And Happys Christmas everyones! I hopes it was all lots of funs!

((Poor Toki probably entered Mayfield at the worst time ever and is so, so confused.))

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[Things Toki doesn't understand about Secret Santa:
a) Each person is supposed to draw their own names.
b) He's not supposed to know who got him.
c) There's usually a price limit.

He did however, know to draw names out of a hat! Which is exactly how he came to this list.]

( Filtered to those who signed up for Secret Santas )

It's your last days to sign up for Secret Santas~ if anyone elses is interesteds! And then we's can have a Secret Santas party on the 23rd or the 24ths and exchange presents!

Christmas this years is going to be sos much funs!

(OOC: I'll definitely do my best to get the Secret Santa up tonight. Hopefully, it won't be too hard, but as I've got ( Read more... )

[Here's Toki, aged 35. His accent is somewhat less pronounced. He has also learned in the past ten years that Secret Santa doesn't consist of him acting as Santa and doing all the Christmas shopping.]

Wowee! Christmas is almost heres again. I've justs managed to get my main Christmas shoppings done for my family and good friends [Who I'm ( Read more... )

[Toki is slurring.]

I's has searchsed every bars in town thats I's could finds, and I can'ts finds mys bands. Just regular dildos and regular dildos kids. I's didn'ts even finds a singles Klokateers. Charle ams goings to be mads when he finds me. [At this point, Toki is obviously trying to mimick someone's voice, but it doesn't sound too, too ( Read more... )

[Toki's voice is muffled, as if he is far away from the reciever. He speaks with a heavy Norweigan accent.]

Hellos? Is anyones there? Skwisgaar? Pickle? Hello? Hello?

[There's a pause as Toki realizes that he's holding the phone upside down.]Guys, I don'ts aperciarts beings waking up in a strange places. This isn't Mordhaus. Wheres ams ( Read more... )