The Shooting Range, Thursday Morning

Jan 10, 2013 07:42

Because Alec was officially the most welcoming of all fake siblings ever, suck it Natalie Adams, no sooner had he met his new little sibling Kate yesterday than they had made plans to go to the shooting range today. And because Fandom had no shortage of professional arms models archers, they even had a judge lined up to oversee the proceedings. In ( Read more... )

place: shooting range, person: clint barton, fact: archer, person: kate bishop, issue: alec has inferiority issues

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Archer Versus Archer not_trivial January 10 2013, 13:42:51 UTC
I wish I had a better archery icon than this. This just looks weird. :(

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Re: Archer Versus Archer so_hawkward January 11 2013, 00:28:56 UTC
"I guess there is?" Clint said uncertainly. Sure, there were people from worlds like his, but he'd never brushed up against the timeline thing quite like this before. "Do we, uh, work together?" God, he hoped the other version of him wasn't dating her, or he'd get a reputation in every universe.

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Re: Archer Versus Archer hawkeye_too January 11 2013, 00:39:28 UTC
Please like she'd date someone old enough to be her...well, old enough to be Hawkeye.

"Not officially or anything," Kate said. Because she was a teenager and some people not Clint had big sticks up their butt about that still. "Just don't try to steal your bow back again. It's still mine now, and we've already done that."

But seriously, this was weird.

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Re: Archer Versus Archer not_trivial January 11 2013, 00:42:21 UTC
Alec chose to interpret that in the absolute least relevant way, and turned to Clint. "Don't tell me you use a longbow too."

SIGH. His poor beloved recurves were so unloved.

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Re: Archer Versus Archer so_hawkward January 11 2013, 00:49:56 UTC
"I use every type of bow." Because SHIELD was awesome and gave Clint all the cool toys. "So I'm not going to steal anyone's bow because they're not mine. I don't think."

He was going to get a headache before this was over, wasn't he?

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Re: Archer Versus Archer hawkeye_too January 11 2013, 00:59:43 UTC
But if headaches did result, Alec had to pay up on the pain pills. Seriously.

"Excellent use of logic there, Ha - Clint," Kate decided. And then because she was awesomely good about not using codenames really, she offered him her bow. "Your turn to shoot."

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Re: Archer Versus Archer so_hawkward January 11 2013, 01:02:35 UTC
"I thought this was just going to be between the two of you," Clint said, but he took the bow anyway. "Are you sure?"

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Re: Archer Versus Archer not_trivial January 11 2013, 01:03:35 UTC
"Apparently you're the best," Alec said mildly, offering Clint a small grin. "I mean, if you can beat what she just did..."

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Re: Archer Versus Archer hawkeye_too January 11 2013, 01:06:57 UTC
"Hey, I can take it back if you really don't want to," she pointed out. Not that she expected to actually do that.

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Re: Archer Versus Archer so_hawkward January 11 2013, 01:16:13 UTC
Yeah, Kate really did know Clint, because there was no way he was turning down an offer to show off. He took five of the arrows, got into place, and quickly fired them one after another into a tight cluster at the center of the bullseye.

"Yeah, this is a good bow," he said, smirking.

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Re: Archer Versus Archer not_trivial January 11 2013, 01:22:07 UTC
"I..." Wow. Alec blinked rapidly and yep, the arrows were all still right there in the center? "Are you that good when you're moving? I don't... huh."

Yeah, he was a little bit speechless. Kate had not oversold this guy.

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Re: Archer Versus Archer so_hawkward January 11 2013, 01:35:25 UTC
"Yeah, I am," Clint said, because there wasn't much point in lying. "I should point out that I started doing this when I was younger than you are, and I'm twice your age, so I've had pretty much your entire lifetime of practice." Way to make yourself feel old, Clint. "It's the one thing I'm good at."

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Re: Archer Versus Archer hawkeye_too January 11 2013, 01:42:02 UTC
"Give the bow back if you're going to be an idiot," Kate demanded.

She looked at Alec. "Clearly that's about the last part."

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Re: Archer Versus Archer not_trivial January 11 2013, 01:47:30 UTC
"I can... see why you're friends," Alec said slowly, grinning faintly as he looked from one of them to the other. "Or why... you're friends with him, I guess."

Timelines, man.

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Re: Archer Versus Archer so_hawkward January 11 2013, 01:51:03 UTC
Clint hesitated for a second, to fake her out in return for that attitude, but he handed the bow over nonetheless. "Don't get cranky just 'cause I outshot you," he said. "I'm starting to think I need friends my own age."

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Re: Archer Versus Archer hawkeye_too January 11 2013, 01:58:02 UTC
Kate smirked over at Alec as she took her bow back. "Please, old man, like you said, you've been practicing longer than we've been alive."

And seriously, he was an Avenger. He had plenty of friends his own age.

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