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Tucker's Chatter Voicemail
Can't get to the phone right now, but leave a message if you're a hot chick.
If you're not a hot chick but you know some hot chicks, leave their name and number, and I'll call them back. I'll just tell them Ugly sent me.
And if you're a dude, how the hell did you get my number? -
[For Nexus Advent Thing]
Miles below the surface buried beneath earth and concrete the only source of illumination comes from a pair of shoulder-mounted flashlights as Tucker creeps stealthily (if such a thing is possible for a man wearing half a ton of powered armor) between rows of towering steel cabinets containing things that for one reason or other were kept as far as ( Read more... ) -
Mission Control To HQ
Ok, so there's been one or two complications on the technical and living arrangements sides of things, but I ain't gonna let that keep me down.
F'rinstance, I'm sure everyone's real excited about the upcoming big dance thing (those of you who aren't dead-set on expecting it's gonna turn into a face-eating monsterfest chaostravaganza, that is) and ( Read more... ) -
A Rude Awakening
Tucker's helmet is beeping at him. It's too early in the morning for this shit. If it's someone calling him he'll just let the machine pick it up ( Read more... ) -
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Memo: Get a bitching set of wheels for upcoming Super Nexus Kart competition. End memo.
...Resume memo: Hey. Where'd all my porn go? -
Back again, assholders
If anyone wants to know about the shitty week I've been having or fill me in how your week's been, gimme me a buzz when I'm done refueling my liver. -
Easier to listen to than Easy Listening [Audio]
...And you're still listening to Tucker's Loveline you lucky bunch, so while we're waiting for our next caller I've got a special treat for everyone: a new segment I like to call Stuff That Sounds Like Porn! You'll get to hear clips from movies, TV and videogames rearranged to sound like people are doin' it! Bow-chicka-bow-
*Dead air**Static