Comments | not_avampire: 137th. st.

not_avampire

137th. st.

Jul 01, 2008 21:41

Okay, creepy Hellsing people. Here's your report. Left open because... well, everyone deserves to know? Oh, and also, I suck at privatizing.

( Report on the Pseudo-Black Plague )

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Comments 36

Investigation filter; lyra_of_dust July 2 2008, 01:52:26 UTC

No genetic difference... What's nanotechnology?

Investigation filter; not_avampire July 2 2008, 01:57:30 UTC

Like... little bugs? So small you can't even see them, but robots.

Yeah, no genetic difference. If I go crazy, that'll be why.

Investigation filter; lyra_of_dust July 2 2008, 02:01:11 UTC

I don't know much about that... but magic would be possible. It can alter animal behaviour in different ways, at least.

Investigation filter; not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:20:33 UTC

Or something. What you don't know about magic, multiply by ten and that's less than what I don't know about magic.

Thread 6

ohrosalita July 2 2008, 02:02:21 UTC

...Now you're making the rats watch while you hurt their friends?

not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:14:34 UTC

And you've never ground up earthworms and fed them to eachother?

ohrosalita July 2 2008, 02:17:16 UTC

I had a vegan phase, not a worm cannibalism phase.

And also, what?

not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:19:44 UTC

What, you've never done that? Really, you've never done that?

Thread 10

favored_son July 2 2008, 02:11:40 UTC

Intelligence not applicable because it's a parasite? See if I wake D up to rescue you from your cat again.

not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:19:14 UTC

...You made an excuse to rescue me from certain death?

And I meant parasite/virus, not super-intelligent-parasite-in-somebody's-hand.

favored_son July 2 2008, 02:20:29 UTC

I'm not convinced, kid.

not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:28:33 UTC

...Sorry?

Thread 10

not_alaska July 2 2008, 02:12:54 UTC

Thank you for the analysis, I hope you don't mind me adding it to the Police case file.

not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:18:08 UTC

Sure, no problem. By final hypothesis is that it's inorganic, is the only thing I'd add to a police file, and highly contagious, if only contagious from bite-to-bite type stuff.

not_alaska July 2 2008, 02:23:59 UTC

Alright, thanks again. Have you taken a look at the other poisons yet? I know the hospital labs were the ones to deal with the Joker poison.

not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:30:11 UTC

...Joker poison.

I'm a biologist, actually... and I dealt a lot with plagues, especially the Black one, in my world. I don't think I'm really qualified for, like... inorganics. So, I'd love to help, but you've got the wrong guy?

Thread 6

He's watching and waiting eternalnic July 2 2008, 02:13:42 UTC

He's blissfully innocent. not_avampire July 2 2008, 02:15:04 UTC