123rd. st.

[not_avampire]

Did I actually think I'd escape this, after living here this long?

How naïve of me. Of course I turn into a girl. Weirdly, the kind of girl I generally tried to date, when I... still dated. But at least I'd never have to explain what a pigeon mite was to me

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[not_avampire]

After the time my girlfriend turned into an eight-year-old and I had to babysit her and her friend for three days?

This is cake.

[not_avampire]

Yes, indeedy it did.

[lisped]

...You don't look bad.

[not_avampire]

Uh. Thanks?

[lisped]

Thith curthe thuckth though.

[not_avampire]

Yeah, that's the general consensus.

[ohrosalita]

Is a pigeon mite not pretty self explanatory?

[not_avampire]

Well, if they come in contact human skin, they burrow in past the epidermus and create this itchy little rash on you that kinda looks like the scar on my wrist, which is the context that I use them in.

So... maybe?

[ohrosalita]

...Oh.

That'll teach me for thinking they were just a mite on a pigeon.

[not_avampire]

Well, they are, that's how they get on your skin, human/pigeon contact.

Basically, stick with me long enough and nothing will make sense out of context.

[sciencedaughter]

...

[not_avampire]

'Sup.

[sciencedaughter]

I am afraid I find myself disappointed.

[not_avampire]

Er- why? Did I do something?