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not_avampire

96th. st. Settled

Oct 13, 2007 07:29

[Voice Post | | Accidental]

[A click, some shuffling of sheets and cloth, and then the whisling starts. Floorboards creak, and the sound of a drawer is heard.]

[More shuffling through cloth, and then,]

...Lace?

[There is the sound of something soft and wet being prodded.]

Laaaaaaace? Why is there a tongue in my sock drawer? Honey-

[A pause.] ( Read more... )

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Comments 71

hosted October 13 2007, 13:23:47 UTC

You're...starting a new collection?

not_avampire October 13 2007, 13:26:26 UTC

No, I'm-...

A new collection?

hosted October 13 2007, 13:29:14 UTC

Dude, you might want to check the kitchen.

not_avampire October 13 2007, 13:30:28 UTC

Oh, god, don't tell me whoever's missing their tongue's in there.

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sciencedaughter October 13 2007, 14:03:20 UTC

How odd.

not_avampire October 13 2007, 14:04:25 UTC

If I find any eyes, I'll tell you.

sciencedaughter October 13 2007, 14:05:19 UTC

Do not worry. Inoue Orihime tended to me.

not_avampire October 13 2007, 14:13:19 UTC

She's a doctor from your world?

Thread 16

gently_fisting October 13 2007, 14:30:11 UTC

...

not_avampire October 13 2007, 14:35:42 UTC

It's gross! And it smells horrible.

gently_fisting October 13 2007, 14:39:41 UTC

I imagine.

I have heard some of the victims of the last curse were pressed to dispose of body parts in order to survive. A correlation?

not_avampire October 13 2007, 14:42:25 UTC

It's definately possible. I'm freezing everything I find, personally.

Thread 19

[Voice Post] sister1bear October 13 2007, 14:31:31 UTC

...Tongues?

not_avampire October 13 2007, 14:35:14 UTC

...yeah.

sister1bear October 13 2007, 15:23:51 UTC

Ew.

I found an ear on my apartment floor. My cat was sniffing,I went to look and found it on the floor.

What do think I should do with it?

not_avampire October 13 2007, 15:32:38 UTC

Freeze it. Rap it in wax paper or plastic or gauze, and stick it in an icebox.

Thread 7

ilikevillains October 13 2007, 14:44:53 UTC

I'm going to hope that tongues in the sock drawer isn't some kink of your girlfriend's?

not_avampire October 13 2007, 14:46:57 UTC

Because I would totally keep someone who likes disconnected body parts around.

ilikevillains October 13 2007, 14:48:01 UTC

I've seen weird shit before, it wouldn't surprise me.

not_avampire October 13 2007, 14:57:31 UTC

I promise I'm pretty damn weird, but not that weird.