93rd. st. Unemployment

[not_avampire]

Seriously, though, I do need a job.

Researcher, anyone? I will look up whatever the fuck you want, about anything. I can write college papers. It'll be a fucking blast.

Forget the fact I can't leave the goddamn apartment! Hah! Who needs fresh air, anyway? I have textbooks. I'm deticated.Preferably anything to do with Biology, parasites, plague

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[evilsincebirth]

I could employ you...

[not_avampire]

Huh? Oh, that'd be great, actually.

[evilsincebirth]

Your work interests me. I'll hire you to keep on researching it if you share what you discover with me.

I'm a student of science myself and a lover of all its branches.

[not_avampire]

Really? Sure. I... what do you know, already? I'd be happy to go over anything.

I'm working on Plauge stuff, mostly, right now, since the last curse.

[notafieldman]

I beg your pardon, but you do research and field work?

[not_avampire]

No pardon needed.

Yeah, all the time mostly.

[notafieldman]

Isn't that a little ... reckless?

[not_avampire]

Um... yeah? But it's fun.

[sciencedaughter]

Not terribly good odds.

[not_avampire]

Which is why I'm still unemployed. And poor. And stuff.

[sciencedaughter]

I am sorry.

[not_avampire]

You didn't do it.

Anyway, now I can write a book and be very angry about the socio-economic situation, ect, ect. It's very fufilling, in a Kerouac sorta way.

[captainshort]

Problems?

[not_avampire]

I have a college degree! Why am I unemployed? The mind boggles.

[captainshort]

Hey, I'm not employed either. At least, not here. It's never been a problem before - what's up?

[not_avampire]

Money, you know. They want me to pay rent.

[devilingenuity]

Researcher, you say.

[not_avampire]

Oooh, you can read, good on you.

...yup.

[ooc Strikes are so deleted D:]

[devilingenuity]

Books or mouth?

((ooc: *snickers* Thank God!))

[not_avampire]

I write books, research papers, ect. Mostly they're about parasites, plague statistics?