82ed. st. Job Fair

[not_avampire]

We need jobs now? Okay. Well. In my old world I was a Peep vampire hunter... but the vampires here could kick my ass.

Shit.

Does anyone want a diseased apprentice?

And- Lace? We're having someone over the Casa De La Ecchinocus Cannibilus soon, okay?

[ooc He's kidding, but will take you up on the offer... If he can get over the agoraphobia >>;]

Comments

[theotokos]

...Seems like hunting down any sort of paranormal creature would be difficult here. And there's hardly any demons, I'm out of luck.

[not_avampire]

Looks like we're in the same boat, then. My only other option's becoming a science teacher, and I'd do that for free, so... I'm fucked.

[hosted]

Either you're feeling really sadistic, you're bored, or there's some reason they're going to be safe.

Kind of hoping it's the last.

[not_avampire]

Nemu can't catch the Parasite, no worries.

[hosted]

You're sure because...?

[not_avampire]

I mixed skin and blood samples under a microscope, and her cells didn't catch any signs of contamination or mutation.

[ex_janvalent852]

Maybe you could get disability or something cause of not bein able to be around most people.

[not_avampire]

We have a social security program?

[ex_janvalent852]

Not yet but there should be some kinda of dole put into place for people who really can't work....shit you yourself said the parasite could infect most other people and that's why you have to keep away for their safety....no easy cure for gettin rid of it either.

[not_avampire]

There isn't a cure...