41st. st. Bahamalama-Dingdongs

[not_avampire]

And the best part is? No hangovers! Yes, whilst the rest of you are hugging your poor brainboxes, I am eating cold pizza and typing this up. So, yes, there are advantages to having a highly contageous super parasite

Comments

[sciencedaughter]

Quite well. Managed to determine my detox rate, a .01 decrease every nine minutes and thirty-four seconds.

[not_avampire]

And in English that means...?

[sciencedaughter]

Every nine minutes and thirty-four seconds I do not consume alcohol, my body flushes .01 of the blood-alcohol level from my system.

It's like... becoming... not drunk?

[not_avampire]

Oh, I get it. That's pretty cool.

[captainshort]

Make that two sober citizens.

[not_avampire]

We should form a club!

[captainshort]

Limited membership, then? This is terribly amusing: the entire City is hungover.

[not_avampire]

You have to pass a feild soberiety test.

Terribly? No, fantastically! The sad part is no one seems to know The Drunken Fist.

[lisped]

Yethterday wath thtupid.

[not_avampire]

In the best way.

[lisped]

...Can Nell athk you thomething?

[not_avampire]

Sure, go ahead.

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

*Yip*

Sober coffeeheehe fumed high dog reporting...heeha ha.

[not_avampire]

...what?

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

Sorry *znerk* I was adding to the number of the nonhungover...unless only people count.

[not_avampire]

It's been proven that lions count, I'm not sure about dogs...

[glock30]

Shut up.

[not_avampire]

I said I'd help!

[glock30]

That's even worse.

[not_avampire]

How? I'm a contributing citizen!