41st. st. Bahamalama-Dingdongs

[not_avampire]

And the best part is? No hangovers! Yes, whilst the rest of you are hugging your poor brainboxes, I am eating cold pizza and typing this up. So, yes, there are advantages to having a highly contageous super parasite

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[sciencedaughter]

Quite well. Managed to determine my detox rate, a .01 decrease every nine minutes and thirty-four seconds.

[not_avampire]

And in English that means...?

[sciencedaughter]

Every nine minutes and thirty-four seconds I do not consume alcohol, my body flushes .01 of the blood-alcohol level from my system.

It's like... becoming... not drunk?

[not_avampire]

Oh, I get it. That's pretty cool.

[sciencedaughter]

Ah, thank you?

I suppose being an "Alcohol Wonderboy" is cool as well?

[not_avampire]

Yes, of course. We're rather cool, the two of us.

[sciencedaughter]

Perhaps we are. It took us that long to get drunk, after all.

[not_avampire]

Yeah. Jesus, I'm amazed my liver is intact.

[sciencedaughter]

One can be surprised. I meant to ask, but I forgot to yesterday.

Did you still wish to run those tests?

[not_avampire]

Sure, if you don't mind.

[sciencedaughter]

I don't, since I doubt your tests are like Mayuri-sama's. Just tell me when you'd like.

[not_avampire]

Just a skin or blood sample, nothing serious.

[sciencedaughter]

You're welcome to a sample.

[not_avampire]

Thanks!

[sciencedaughter]

You're welcome, I hope it helps.