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[not_aquaman]

Well, this is great. I love waking up feeling like someone's just shagged me through my eyesockets. Now if someone could just tell me why I'm in some medieval tourist town in the country of What The Fuck, I'd be happy.

You know what else would be nice? Knowing where all my memories have gone. What the fuck, I can't remember anything except my name

Comments

[onwingsofhope]

Huh? You shouldn't be saying those words, mister. Jaime said they were bad, even though I looked 'em up and everything.

[Takeru makes a mental note to look up 'shagged' and 'twat'.]

Also, the island's called Memento Eden! Not 'What the Cop-You-Late'.

[not_aquaman]

Ohhh, how sweet. Well, you go tell Jaime I said to eat her own words, deep-fried and covered in bullshit. This looks like the sort of place with enough cows for that.

And while you're doing that, maybe I ought to cop your late.

[onwingsofhope]

Jaime's a he. And I think I lost you back at cows.

[not_aquaman]

A he? Must be a chick with a dick if he's got a girly name like Jaime!

[akovish]

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