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Feb 24, 2010 21:26

Well, this is great. I love waking up feeling like someone's just shagged me through my eyesockets. Now if someone could just tell me why I'm in some medieval tourist town in the country of What The Fuck, I'd be happy.

You know what else would be nice? Knowing where all my memories have gone. What the fuck, I can't remember anything except my name! You know, "Nathan" is a real useful bit of information for bullshit places like this.

This is going just wonderful so far, isn't it? Oh, but it's okay--here's a town, and some random people, and a free flat while we're at it!

Sure, thanks, I really appreciate you giving me a place to stay for the low, low price of all my memories!

Who's the twat in charge of this whole place, anyway?
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