How To Not Die In New Who (Warning: Cracktasmic)

[nostalgia_lj]

I WORKED IT OUT! SO SLOWLY AND BELATEDLY! It's not the kissing that kills you (too many have survived), it's Hawt Alien Sex! Alternative cause of death: being likely to get an invite to Team TARDIS when you're not a scheduled companion.

Comments

[stoplookingup]

being likely to get an invite to Team TARDIS when you're not a scheduled companion

I think this proves that Mr. Copper was the Doctor's OTP, because the Doctor knows about teh death and he only says "yes you can come along" to the ones he won't miss too much. Like Astrid. (I know I don't.)

[darthhellokitty]

Every time Tosh shags the Doctor, whole planets die. She's hoping he won't find out about that and spoil her fun.

[stoplookingup]

I'm thinking he wouldn't be too bothered.

[icebluenothing]

This makes Rose's oddly sexless relationship with the Doctor make MUCH MORE SENSE. She was just too smart to the truth.

If your theory relies on Rose being smart, then ... there's something wrong with your theory. I'm just saying.

Martha got out JUST IN TIME, for had she stayed until the Doctor got over his emo she'd have been doomed.

Well, sure, because she would have died of old age.

[tawabids]

Well, sure, because she would have died of old age.

I just have to pop in and ROFL until it hurts.

[thewhiteowl]

I LOL'D.

[aryas_zehral]

Lol! Love your conclusion. It makes so much sense! Lol.

[akeyoftime]

Toshiko Sato = seekrit Romana IV?

[julisana]

This is now cannon in my head!!