How To Not Die In New Who (Warning: Cracktasmic)

[nostalgia_lj]

I WORKED IT OUT! SO SLOWLY AND BELATEDLY! It's not the kissing that kills you (too many have survived), it's Hawt Alien Sex! Alternative cause of death: being likely to get an invite to Team TARDIS when you're not a scheduled companion.

Comments

[davidbrider]

I now crave an AU where Reinette stays with the Doctor (who probably boots out Rose and Mickey) and they just shag each other senseless.

I'd also love to see Gwen cope with life on the TARDIS, which'd be fun.

David.

[nostalgia_lj]

Mickey and Rose would leave together to get away from the impending horrid death.

[ide_cyan]

In conclusion, Toshiko Sato is a Time Lord.

You win at fandom!

[hhertzof]

Ace must be a Time Lord also.

It must be a post war curse, because Sarah is able to avoid it by refusing the invite in the new series.

[valentinite]

What does this say about Adric?

Then again, perhaps some mysteries are better left unsolved.

[snowgrouse]

Ahhhaha. I'd only just posted my comment when I noticed yours. The fear. The fear.

[dancesontrains]

Omg, were those underpants really made? O_O

[snowgrouse]

Yup. The new ones with Tennant's face aren't nearly as cool.

[snowgrouse]

FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This proves Jamie dies at Culloden?:( Fucksticks.

Also, oh shib. This sort of means he did Adric, doesn't it?

[nostalgia_lj]

Nooooooo Adric died of fancying Romana. And Jamie is ded :(

[kindkit]

Jamie is ded

La la la la I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

[airie_fairy]

*joins singing*