I'm not going to break your fragile little mortal minds by talking about demon sex. I bet a few of you - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - wanted to hear about it, but if I reduce all of you to drooling, furiously blushing morons not that this holiday isn't already doing that I will never get somewhere that has someone who can send me home.

...you have a holiday for celebrating love? It's like this world was designed specifically for tormenting me.

I'll be in my room for the holiday. DO NOT try to enter, especially if you happen to be in love, and DOUBLE ESPECIALLY if you're one of those nauseating types who can't go without showing it every ten seconds. If you're the latter and ( Read more... )

ALL OF YOU IDIOTS STOP WHINING AND CRYING ABOUT LOVE AND THE END OF THE WORLD AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP RIGHT NOW.

Firstly, all the love garbage going around isn't going to do much more than annoy everybody who has the slightest bit of sense, and make me revisit my lunch. GOOD WILL AND HOPE AND LOVE AND THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND THE REST OF THAT ( Read more... )

Some guy down at the airship docks said that you guys travel around and go to a lot of major cities.  I'm looking for something and that sounds exactly like what I need to look for it, so you can have the honor of providing the great Overlord Laharl with transport!

I'll even throw in this sack of cash for ferrying me around though really just my ( Read more... )

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