HELLO THERE VATHEONITES. So, what do you get when you combine an omniscient guardian of a really strange island who is totally not God, his obsession with all things related to Egypt, and the holiday season?

Why, the gift of scarabs, of course.

Jacob is basically going to be like an Egyptian Santa Claus or something and give out tiny wooden and stone ( Read more... )

Forgiveness.

[Hello, fellow Vatheonites. Jacob hasn't spoken to you in a while. He gazes at the camera with pensive eyes, pausing before continuing to speak.]

Forgiveness is a rather complicated subject. Everyone knows what forgiveness is, but when it comes to actually thinking about how to use it in a situation, there are no clear rules about it. ( Read more... )

[When the video turns on, you will not find Jacob like he usually is.]

[Because usually he always has that benevolently calm smile on, but this time, it's not evident. In fact, he looks incredibly sad, his blue eyes not meeting the camera. He looks like a little kid who's been caught doing something bad and is feeling very guilty about it.]

...I'm ( Read more... )

( Under construction! )

( They want answers, Jacob, not corks. )

[Guess what time it is, Vatheon?]

[INTROSPECTIVE PHILOSOPHY TIME WITH JACOB, OF COURSE. Seriously, what were you thinking it was going to be.]

[Today, Jacob seems to be finishing up the last details of a illustration he's sewing onto a piece of cloth. He looks up from his work, a questioning glance in his eyes.]

What protects you, people of Vatheon?

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[The camera starts recording, showing the interior of what looks to be a cabin, only illuminated by the glow of an oil lamp standing on the table. A (currently hatless) man is sitting in front of a large loom where part of a large tapestry hangs, using his knife to spread the threads so he can use them to weave them into knots and such.]

[He finally ( Read more... )

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( Very much under construction. )

"This is...Jacob. If you have any questions or messages for me, please leave them after the tone. I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can."

*BEEP*