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Round 5

Oct 16, 2011 15:08

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[GEN] or [Loki/Other]: Optional Mpreg Loki's magic is disabled anonymous November 16 2011, 15:57:08 UTC

Something disables Loki's magic, leaving him akin to a normal human.

Problem is, he's been so entrenched in his magic for so long that he almost can't physically function without it. He goes to his brother for help, and none of them are buying it, but instead try to find out what the trickster god is planning (eg: Fighting him as if he were a god, remarking that gee, he's really taking this act to the hilt when they beat the snot out of him, etc etc. Except Steve because Goddamn Captain America does not swing that way) . H/C when the truth outs?

Option: I'm calling this optional because Mpreg usually gets sniffed at, but oh my god, so many kittens and puppies and rainbows and dancing girls/boys/llamas/whatever floats your boat if Loki is pregnant and the*pregnancy* causes his loss of magic, but he tries to hide it due to Odin the Serial Baby Snatcher.

because, dammit, there's something about broken, helpless hiddles!Loki that is just so hummninamhumina. Add mpreg on top? *dies* I know, I'm a bad bad person.

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (10/?) anonymous November 21 2011, 13:37:36 UTC

...yeah, that's supposed to be 11/?. Sigh.

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) anonymous November 21 2011, 13:42:19 UTC

Do not attempt to throw Thor down and stomp on his balls. Do not punch Colonel Fury in the throat. It will not end well. Clint repeated the mantra in his head until he felt a little better. “Sounds like a trick to me ( ... )

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) dafnix November 21 2011, 14:53:37 UTC

love it! :D Clint is pure awesomeness. *waits for more*

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) anonymous November 21 2011, 15:17:20 UTC

Love it! Can't wait for the next parts.

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) korilian November 21 2011, 15:45:20 UTC

I'm really glad Clint and Steve are looking out for Loki. I also hope Loki does actually give birth to a monster baby and that it won't matter. ♥

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) brwneyedrecluse November 21 2011, 16:55:33 UTC

The Avengers mansion rose before him, white and shining and pissing him off.

Awesome line is awesome. XD Oh man, I'm really liking Clint! This is just so amazing! It totally made my day!

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) anonymous November 21 2011, 18:05:53 UTC

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) x_eevie November 21 2011, 17:21:38 UTC

Oh my god this is heartbreaking! I could feel my heart rate spiking a bit as I read that last bit with Thor, he's being such an ass. Hooray for Steve and Clint though! And oh my goodness you update so fast, I love you!

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) anonymous November 21 2011, 22:11:39 UTC

Okay, has it not occured to any of them that if Loki loses the baby because they refused to help he might just do something that makes all his past actions look like child's play?

They are idiots.

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) anonymous November 21 2011, 23:22:58 UTC

Agreed.

Also? Now I really want to see Steve and Clint just being complete bastards as the pregnancy progresses, fucking their shit up and making horrible hints about things going wrong while Loki lounges in a hammock eating peaches and just dumping a shit-ton of guilt on Thor's head.

LOKI APPROVES OF THESE SHENANIGANS

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) anonymous November 22 2011, 00:21:10 UTC

I also approve of these shenanigans! Yes, I do predict some slight tension within the Avengers ranks due to the assholiness going on in huge amounts right now. As the OP said, Captain Goddamn America does not swing that way! (And since I love Clint Fucking Barton, he doesn't either!)

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) anonymous November 23 2011, 03:33:04 UTC

PS, I really, really love the word shenanigans.

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) taleya November 21 2011, 23:20:36 UTC

OMG you ARSEHOLES!

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (12/?) golden_helikaon November 22 2011, 00:04:04 UTC

I would love to see Tony want to help Loki as well, but I don't know how that would work. Sort of seems like he wouldn't agree with the death an innocent child.

Re: Deliver Me From Evil (13/?) anonymous November 22 2011, 01:00:40 UTC

By the time Steve was finished patching up Loki’s back and shoulder, the God of Mischief was definitely wilting.

It was another new experience for Steve. Never had he imagined seeing Loki actually show fatigue. But then again, never had he thought he’d be offering a supervillain sanctuary, or wondering if gods got pregnancy cravings, or exactly what was involved when a god who was to all outward appearances male gave birth ( ... )

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