If I ever write a political book I think the title is going to Hey Look My Picture Is On the Cover of This Book And Therefore I Must Have Something Important to Say.

It's amazing how great a bed feels when you've slept on the ground for a week.

It must be a sad day in an aging actor's career when he realizes that the only roles he's offered are either for products aimed entirely at the elderly, or diabeetus.

Diabeetus.

Looks my summer vacation this year will be spent in lovely Baghdad, the traveler's paradise!

Having lived away from home for the better part of four years now, one thing I like to do that sort of keeps me tied in with the area and makes me feel not so far away is read the local newspaper online. This morning I the website greets me with a sideline article that talks about yet another young female teacher who had sex with a early teenaged ( Read more... )

...is Simon Cowell just a real life Butt-head? Ignoring the fake British accent, of course.


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Sometimes when I see the "vent" switch in my bathroom I just want to yell at it.

Today we had to sit through some boring class about Information Operations, which is basically a nice euphemism for propaganda. At one point the instructor was talking about gathering information and intelligence in local neighborhoods concerning their conditions such is sewage, water, electricity, etc. He then mentioned schools and education, ( Read more... )

As I was walking into my apartment yesterday I noticed a soda cup lying in the grass near the sidewalk. Upon further inspection I saw that the cup was from Church's Chicken, leading me to assume exactly one thing about the person who dropped it - that person is a litterbug.

You know how in movies every time there's a big scene where a bunch of people with guns come out of the shadows to surprise an unsuspecting evildoer and their weapons make that really cool "click clack" gun sound, like they've just then actually loaded and cocked them? Call me crazy, but if I'm about to perform a raid I'd like to think that I'd ( Read more... )