I have suddenly developed a new habit, something i didn't think possible now that I am a fully developed human adult complete with jiggly ass and genuine need to pay bills on time ( Read more... )

Dear girl named Vicki who goes to school with me who I do not know,

I love you too.

Sincerely yours,

Miss Pirate Pants

PS: Miss Amy Beth says 'WHAT UP GURL!"

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Dear everyone else,

Suck my back. I am doing applications for a while.

Try not to fucking miss me, hookers.

Ever yours,

Miss Krysta

Such a surreal day ( Read more... )

I can't even believe this is happening...

we are such a hateful, war-like people.

Lately I can't make myself do anything ( Read more... )

My head is fuzzy and my mouth tastes like sand...

FUCK YEAH BOSOX!

That's all I've got right now.

Auto response from ashley kaila: Ms Pirate Pants: like woah i want a pickle ( Read more... )

I am applying to graduate school ( Read more... )

FUCKIN' BOSOX!

Last night there was a party ( Read more... )