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18th Noodle Bowl
Uh, well, pals, I have bad news. If you've been trying to call me, well I - I just. Well, uhm. I dropped my cell phone in the toilet two days ago.. And, well, I don't really have the money to go out and get a new one, so I have a beeper! I don't know how to really work it, but I have it on my belt at all times! I'm sorry about this pals, really I ( Read more... ) -
17th Noodle Bowl
...Uh, pals. I know you guys know I like dogs, but. But, I can't take them all pal. I just found her in bed with me pals and - oh, now I'm hungry.
She's hungry too, but. Well, I guess I can watch her for a bit.. -
16th Noddle Bowl
I tasted like steak yesterday pals! I don't know why, but it was so good. It was hard to concentrate at work.
Uhm, that's all I have, pals. -
15th Noodle Bowl
Justice? Justice doesn't exist. It never really existed and you people can play all you want, but you'll never get the justice you deserve. And maybe you shouldn't. If a dog can't get justice, what's to say a human should? We're all animals, right? If I can shoot a stray on the streets, I don't see why the fuck I can just hold up the gun and pull a ( Read more... ) -
14th Noodle Bowl
Someone told me I looked like drowned rat, but it isn't my fault pals. I saw some cake on the side of the road and it was getting wet, so I grabbed it and protected it with my coat. But, I got wet instead and..well.
People shouldn't be mean like that. I was saving a perfectly good cake! -
13th Noodle Bowl - [ Accidental Voice Post ]
[There's silence then...]
Zzzz...[Loud snoring!]
[It sounds like someone is swallowing something for a quick second then snoring again.]
...Zzz...love you too...zzz.... -
12th Noodle Bowl
I moved into apartment 24 in Building I as requested Mr. Edgeworth! And - AND me and little George were productive yesterday! We baked muffins!
I don't know why we baked muffins though...
UH, uhm. I don't know if I'm still on the police force here or not but if not...I would like to return! Now, where did I put my ID... -
11th Noodle Bowl - [ Voice Post ]
WHOEVER LEFT THIS PUPPY IN THE ROAD IS A CRIMINAL. I will find you and track you down, pal! Poor puppy...
[Huff, puff.]
His name is now Little George Edgeworth and he'll be with me until we can get the proper authorities on this case! And I won't be easy on the criminal that did this, pals! -
one more noodle bowl - [ Voice Post ]
Ow. OW. Owowowowowowowow...my head ow..
F-fountain? Oh no! I've been abducted again! -
10th Noodle Bowl
So, uhm, I'm kind of looking for a room mate? I'm a cop, so no funny business! But really, I think it would be nice to have someone to live with. I'm in Building 2, Room 50, if you're interested.
Oh, and, uhm. You guys can't pinch me because my coat is green!
[ooc; Gumshoe's thought process: March = St. Patrick's day. All of March. D: ]
