Pairing: Clex
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: At the late-night double-feature picture show...
A/N: written for
sv100 prompt: past prompts/ tease.
This challenge has officially melted my brain. There should be a law against what I'm about to do.
“I’m still not sure about this,” Clark said in a small voice as he emerged from the bathroom.
Lex, resplendent in leather and fishnets, sauntered smoothly towards him on four-inch heels. His inspection was serious and thorough - perhaps needlessly so on top, considering Clark wore no shirt.
Finally he pronounced his judgment. “Fantastic; we should tease your hair up more, though.”
Clark’s heavily-shadowed eyes held lingering disbelief. “How did you become such a Rocky Horror fan?”
Lex deliberated, licked his lips, leaned in; he was so close, Clark could smell his rouge.
“Misspent youth,” he whispered, then snapped Clark’s garter.