Crater Lake
Pairing: Clex
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Clark loses a bet; Lex provides some motivation.
A/N: written for sv100 prompt: past prompt/ Crater Lake.
“Okay. I’m going to do it.”
“After you.”
“…Seriously; I’m jumping now.”
“Clark? You seem to still be standing on the pier.”
“You’re not helping!”
“Remind me how we reached this impasse?”
“I lost a bet with Pete.”
“Cruel of him. Crater Lake in January; we could get hypothermia.”
“Well, it’s because he thinks… um…”
“He thinks what?”
“He thinks he’s funny, I mean.”
“Well, imagine the look on his face when he finds out how you survived.”
“How?”
“Body heat.”
Splash.
“Lex!!!"
“Polar Bear experience; you just needed a push. "
"How could you?!”
"Come here; I’ll warm you up.”
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Clark loses a bet; Lex provides some motivation.
A/N: written for sv100 prompt: past prompt/ Crater Lake.
“Okay. I’m going to do it.”
“After you.”
“…Seriously; I’m jumping now.”
“Clark? You seem to still be standing on the pier.”
“You’re not helping!”
“Remind me how we reached this impasse?”
“I lost a bet with Pete.”
“Cruel of him. Crater Lake in January; we could get hypothermia.”
“Well, it’s because he thinks… um…”
“He thinks what?”
“He thinks he’s funny, I mean.”
“Well, imagine the look on his face when he finds out how you survived.”
“How?”
“Body heat.”
Splash.
“Lex!!!"
“Polar Bear experience; you just needed a push. "
"How could you?!”
"Come here; I’ll warm you up.”