Pie
Pairing: Clex
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Clark is sorry he volunteered; Lex isn't.
A/N: all-dialogue; written for sv100 prompt: past prompt/ pie.
“I wish I’d never agreed to this.”
“It’s for a good cause, Clark.”
“I know, the regional animal shelter...”
“Scores of puppies and kittens depend on you.”
“I’m happy to help; I just resent their tactics, is all.”
“They didn’t tell you it was a pie-in-the-face booth?”
“Do you really think I’d have volunteered if I’d known?”
“Have a sense of humor.”
“Lex! The entire county will be at this fair!”
“Well, I don’t think they’ll refund my dollar.”
“You bought a pie already?!”
“There, there. I’ll bring it home … we’ll find a better use for the whipped cream.”
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Clark is sorry he volunteered; Lex isn't.
A/N: all-dialogue; written for sv100 prompt: past prompt/ pie.
“I wish I’d never agreed to this.”
“It’s for a good cause, Clark.”
“I know, the regional animal shelter...”
“Scores of puppies and kittens depend on you.”
“I’m happy to help; I just resent their tactics, is all.”
“They didn’t tell you it was a pie-in-the-face booth?”
“Do you really think I’d have volunteered if I’d known?”
“Have a sense of humor.”
“Lex! The entire county will be at this fair!”
“Well, I don’t think they’ll refund my dollar.”
“You bought a pie already?!”
“There, there. I’ll bring it home … we’ll find a better use for the whipped cream.”