Just reading the local classified ads...

Sep 03, 2001 10:32

10 gallon waterproof fish tank, $20 firm Tel: 403-xxx-xxxx

Christmas tree parts, Tel: 403-xxx-xxxx

Santa Claus w/sleigh & reindeer, like new, $95, Tel: 403-xxx-xxxx

We really should buy Santa. Imagine if he doesn't sell? No Christmas! We might have to make Bob take over.

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bsgi September 3 2001, 09:44:48 UTC
Bah F-ing Humbug!!!!!

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Re: nonickyet September 3 2001, 09:46:21 UTC
LMAO!!!!!! Scrooge!

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Re: bsgi September 3 2001, 10:03:46 UTC
ayup! that is me.

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methinks... indigojo September 3 2001, 15:03:44 UTC
thou dost protest too much... :)

*wink*

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Dress me up as Santa bleedingheart September 3 2001, 10:03:05 UTC
i'd be a bad Santa

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when dealing with a bad santa... indigojo September 3 2001, 14:57:14 UTC
in order to get something??

does one have to be bad, or does one have to be good?

*wicked little grin*

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All this tells me... perigonblue September 3 2001, 11:38:34 UTC
...is that Santa and the Reindeers got pissed and electrocuted the fish with the Christmas Tree lights last Christmas, so Missus Claus is having a job-lot sale to get rid of the lot. Sounds like a typical family Christmas to me.

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roflmbo! indigojo September 3 2001, 14:59:23 UTC
hahahaha.. too funny! :)

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Re: roflmbo! perigonblue September 3 2001, 19:51:55 UTC
Oh, you have a family like that as well do you?

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Re: roflmbo! indigojo September 4 2001, 08:25:40 UTC
i think anyone who thinks their family doesn't have it's own strange quirks is kidding themselves... :)

i find humor in almost any situation i come across...it just seems to creep in... :)

i like your sense of humor... :)

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papoose September 3 2001, 11:42:04 UTC
We'd have to do something about his tin-foil crash helmet.

I KNOW!

Disguise them as reindeer horns!

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oh my ! indigojo September 3 2001, 14:55:09 UTC
it's brilliance...sheer brilliance.

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Re: nonickyet September 4 2001, 06:20:15 UTC
LMAO! I like it!!

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Forget Santa... Poor fish tigglebiddy September 4 2001, 00:10:21 UTC
Am comtemplating the poor fish in the waterproof tank... yikes. Anyone feel like a fish outta water?

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Re: Forget Santa... Poor fish nonickyet September 4 2001, 06:08:06 UTC
LOL Imagine putting that for an ad? Who would want a leaky tank? Must have been the same people who stole Santa LOL

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Re: Forget Santa... Poor fish tigglebiddy September 4 2001, 10:09:36 UTC
Santais being held for ransom... send me the winning lottery ticket for that 115 mil powerball game, and he will be released relatively unharmed (he's just a little frazzled... I am not responsible for the acts of my children & animals... LMAO)

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Re: Forget Santa... Poor fish nonickyet September 4 2001, 10:18:17 UTC
OMG! What kind of a woman kidnaps Santa in exchange for millions of dollars? ONE I WOULD HANG OUT WITH! LOLOL!

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