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Well, after two attempts to pay a bill by check and mail and neither one being delivered, they made the mistake of accusing me of being a liar again. Since I am not, I did not react well. I would like to send them a rattlesnake with the next check. Think they will get the point?

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My real life continues unabated. Ain't that wonderful? Did spend time talking to my love today. Enjoyed that. The rest of you can eat yer hearts out. lol

Here is one story about people shoveling the snow for a parking space in front their house. This apparently is a problem for the Chicago police every winter. What happens is that somebody will park in a nearby parking lot, then slave away for how ever many hours it takes to shovel out a car-sized space in front of his house, naturally so he can ( Read more... )

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist: "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes" the mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" he asked.

"Who cares?" she replied.

Worked hard at racquetball tonight. Had to. Carol served particularly well tonight and got quite a lead on me. But, came back and won both of the games. Worked my butt off to do it though.

Blood pressure 113/66. Excellent!

I just thought that the mall was good. Lord have mercy but the health club did it better. There were several lovelies there tonight. And, to make it really good. Most of them were wearing bikinis. Woohoo!!!!

Sorry that I missed your birthday dear lady. I did not know it was....so HAPPY Birthday.

It is still scary to have a real life again...however, I must admit there are advantages to having a life...like all the pretty women at the mall today. I am in definite lust....like we didn't know that anyway!!